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« Reply #30 on: <10-03-11/1955:51> »
"That's pretty bad that I forgot the rules I wrote...."

Was that the DM?

No. Which makes it worse, I think.

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« Reply #31 on: <10-03-11/1956:30> »
"That's pretty bad that I forgot the rules I wrote...."

Was that the DM?

No. Which makes it worse, I think.

I concur.
Having access to Ares Technology isn't so bad, being in a room that's connected to the 'trix with holographic display throughout the whole room isn't bad either. Food, drinks whenever you want it. Over all not bad, but being unable to leave and with a Female Dragon? No Thanks! ~The Captive Man

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« Reply #32 on: <10-04-11/2229:11> »
Our group enters a hotel.
Receptionist: Hi, what can i do for you?
Face: We would like to go to room 17, were can we find it?
Receptionist: And whom are you seeing in room 17?

And here our ork sociopath fighter yells out loud: SHE SAID ROOM 17!! ARE YOU STUPID?
With his notoritey and cyborg body with obvius full raptor legs and like stuffed with muscles, he sounded rather cool.
This gave us a good laugh 3 in the morning.
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« Reply #33 on: <10-10-11/0858:11> »
My troll street sam (Wolf) caught off guard by a ganger, trying to stall for time while the rest of the team gets there, a gun pointed at his head and taking -3 to everything from stun damage, with 1 more before he's knocked out.

Wolf:  "You don't have flash or audio filters.. Bet I wake up before you do."
Ganger: "What?"

Then firing the Aries Alpha loaded with flashbang grenades via Smartlink while it sits on ground in the middle of the small room.

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« Reply #34 on: <10-10-11/1003:26> »
During the FoodFight 4.0 run, I had all the players place themsleves on the map before the woman and child run in though the door, cimplete with areas marked for soy-kaf, stuffers and the bathrooms. Car bomb goes off and...


Street Sam (on the toilet): "What kind of action is it to wipe and flush?
Adept (who was nuking some soy-hotdogs when themicrowave was shot): "MY WEINERS!!!"
Surly Orc ex-Lonestar Cop (who just bought a cup of soy-kaf and a donut when both were lost in the hale of shattered glass): "Noone, But NOONE makes me spill my COFFEE, you (insert string of Or'zet profanities)"
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« Reply #35 on: <10-10-11/1200:28> »
My troll street sam (Wolf) caught off guard by a ganger, trying to stall for time while the rest of the team gets there, a gun pointed at his head and taking -3 to everything from stun damage, with 1 more before he's knocked out.

Wolf:  "You don't have flash or audio filters.. Bet I wake up before you do."
Ganger: "What?"

Then firing the Aries Alpha loaded with flashbang grenades via Smartlink while it sits on ground in the middle of the small room.

Haha! That was a pretty good moment considering I had a front seat show to that in Astral.


Not sure it's a qoute but had a funny situation my friend did so let me set the stage. We are escaping from a hotel that is in the Sioux territory around the Yakima area of Washington. I had invisibility going and my friend was infiltrating. (everyone this night had slowly shuffled off to bed save for me and my friend. So i waltz out of the place with invisibility and I had picked up 3 flash bags eariler. I dropped them where 3 guys outside were patrolling and ran to get out of the raidus before they exploded. (i managed to drop 2 of the three, the last one was a troll still up.) My friend also threw his grenades, glitched one flashing himself but he was fine. Unforunately so was the troll who was trying to get his bearing from all the flashes, so i used control thoughts and jacked a move from the movie "Push." I told him to

"Put the gun in his mouth and pull the trigger, don't worry you've already unloaded it."

Well first shot didn't kill the troll with his body soak, but that's ok he gets 2 shots with that grenade lauching gun. Then my friend proceed's nonchalantly out into the main desk area looking at the receptionist who is very disturbed at all the guard's dropping and the last one blowing his own head off. He points a "Hand" gun at her and pretends to shoot her and she feints before he walks out.

« Last Edit: <10-10-11/1210:55> by Zilfer »
Having access to Ares Technology isn't so bad, being in a room that's connected to the 'trix with holographic display throughout the whole room isn't bad either. Food, drinks whenever you want it. Over all not bad, but being unable to leave and with a Female Dragon? No Thanks! ~The Captive Man

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« Reply #36 on: <10-17-11/1825:22> »
Don't forget the reactions, zil.

GM: YOU DIDN"T!

ZIL: WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT HER!

ME: C'mon guys. I'm not that bad, and had no gun in hand. *shrugs*

Another situations I found was hilarious, and so did the group at the time.

My first character, Satavo Hanzo, a modified spec ops designed to be team sniper with a mod addiction to alchohol and 8 luck, was throwing a party in a high end hotel. After a fellow shadowrunner, and apparently world famous musician, Lestat, was thrown out after a drunk satavo almost shot him for an insult given, Zilfer walks in. Dragging Satavo to a table towards the side. Music playing, Zilfer puts down 15 shot glasses, and filled them with alchohol, *forgot what exactly it was* and says, "If you can finish these in 5 seconds, you can stay here, and continue with the party. If not, Your drinking is done for now, and you have to come assist me on a run."
Satavo glanced at the drinks for a second, and says, "Your on!"

GM said to roll a body test, with a requirement of 5 hits, i had 3 dice. Deciding i wanted to see if it would work, i Edged. made 11 dice. I had 8 hits by the time i was done, so 4.5 seconds later, all glasses were empty. The DJ, and shadowrunner friend of ours was sitting there mouth wide open, the teams elf bartender claimed i owed her for those shots. Zilfer, without saying anything, turned and walked out of the room. Since then, satavo's, according to our groups mage, whom died that nights run, claimed that the snipers blood is pure alchohol.
Satavo ended up passing out before z made it back that night, but strangely woke up without a hangover the next morning.
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« Reply #37 on: <10-17-11/2328:43> »
Was on a run against Renraku to retreive a mole that was discovered.  When we got to the room she was being held in we had a few (10ish) sec guards and a mage guarding her.  While they were opening fire on us the mage drops a power ball on our group before we could scatter enough into the room.  The other Street Sam (a Russian whos player talks with a hilariously bad Russian accent). Takes offence at getting power balled and runs into the room up to the mage getting drilled with bullets all along the way.  The mage who thought he was smart by dropping prone behind a desk looks up at the Guy as he levels his Assault riffle point blank and say "Hocus Pokkus Beaotch".  And blows him away. 
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« Reply #38 on: <10-18-11/0358:18> »
Was on a run against Renraku to retreive a mole that was discovered.  When we got to the room she was being held in we had a few (10ish) sec guards and a mage guarding her.  While they were opening fire on us the mage drops a power ball on our group before we could scatter enough into the room.  The other Street Sam (a Russian whos player talks with a hilariously bad Russian accent). Takes offence at getting power balled and runs into the room up to the mage getting drilled with bullets all along the way.  The mage who thought he was smart by dropping prone behind a desk looks up at the Guy as he levels his Assault riffle point blank and say "Hocus Pokkus Beaotch".  And blows him away.

That's how you deal with a mage!  ;D

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« Reply #39 on: <10-18-11/0807:49> »
Was on a run against Renraku to retreive a mole that was discovered.  When we got to the room she was being held in we had a few (10ish) sec guards and a mage guarding her.  While they were opening fire on us the mage drops a power ball on our group before we could scatter enough into the room.  The other Street Sam (a Russian whos player talks with a hilariously bad Russian accent). Takes offence at getting power balled and runs into the room up to the mage getting drilled with bullets all along the way.  The mage who thought he was smart by dropping prone behind a desk looks up at the Guy as he levels his Assault riffle point blank and say "Hocus Pokkus Beaotch".  And blows him away.

That's how you deal with a mage!  ;D

Yup, it's right there in "The Rules of a Firefight."
  • Geek the Mage.
  • Geek the Troll.
  • In the case of the Mage being a Troll, use heavy ordinance.
  • If lacking heavy ordinance, stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye. You never know, they may find you amusing and decide to keep you as a pet.
Cleverly disguised as an adult.

Which I think is sort of like arguing that a partial erection should get all the benefits of an erection.

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« Reply #40 on: <10-18-11/0822:18> »
[In South Park Voices]
"Kick the mage"
"No. Don't kick the mage"
"aaaahhhh"
Deplore killings made in the name of religion. Can't it just be for fun?

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« Reply #41 on: <10-18-11/0953:37> »
Yup, it's right there in "The Rules of a Firefight."
  • Geek the Mage.
  • Geek the Troll.
  • In the case of the Mage being a Troll, use heavy ordinance.
  • If lacking heavy ordinance, stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye. You never know, they may find you amusing and decide to keep you as a pet.

This might be why my the forces my current players face have a tough time of it. Two mages to choose from, and a troll warrior adept punching them from 8 meters away. Spoiled for choice turns into becoming spoiled meat.  :P
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« Reply #42 on: <10-18-11/1115:56> »
Yup, it's right there in "The Rules of a Firefight."
  • Geek the Mage.
  • Geek the Troll.
  • In the case of the Mage being a Troll, use heavy ordinance.
  • If lacking heavy ordinance, stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye. You never know, they may find you amusing and decide to keep you as a pet.

This might be why my the forces my current players face have a tough time of it. Two mages to choose from, and a troll warrior adept punching them from 8 meters away. Spoiled for choice turns into becoming spoiled meat.  :P
I feel your pain. In my "Saints Row" style campaign, I have to deal with the Boss of the gang being a Troll Mage with Dragon as their Mentor Spirit.
Cleverly disguised as an adult.

Which I think is sort of like arguing that a partial erection should get all the benefits of an erection.

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« Reply #43 on: <10-18-11/1242:16> »
"Saints Row"-Style Campaign?  Pink Mohawks aren't good enough for you?
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« Reply #44 on: <10-19-11/0037:12> »
Situation: A famous trid pornstar named Lana Ex had received death threats and even avoided death in a failed car bombing. My group was put together to protect her and escort her to her "workplace" all the while investigating who was behind it all. Story short, it was a close call but we did it. We caught the guy, ended him and finished the job by getting Lana to her shooting studio. At this time, only my character, our wheelman (or wheelwoman) and the hacker of the group was with Lana in the studios, the others being busy elsewhere. Fact to mention, the hacker is obsessed with pr0n and even programs pr0n spamming software for some extra nuyens.

Lana: "Well boys.I owe you all my life and I am very, very grateful. Feel free to stick around, I'm shooting a scene in about 10 minutes. Oh and Smiley, don't forget to call me. Later!"
Smiley: "I won't. Later, beautiful."
Clara: "Oh Jesus Christ, Smiley! Again!?"
Lenny: "Hmmm. You know what that smell is guys?"
Clara: "No, what?"
Lenny: "Victory!"
Smiley: "More like sex and lube if you ask me."
Lenny: "Hmmm, Victory!"
"Fun? Frag yeah! Always is when that involves a bucket full of drek!"
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