Thanks for understanding. That really was my rushed attempt at humor.
As for NJ, yeah, we are spending 6 weeks visiting my in-laws before heading on to Germany. As for the end-date, it's open-ended. We are starting off on our 3-month tourist visa and then starting intensive language training and will get our Residency for the Purpose of Intensive Language Study. So, 15+ hours a week of classes. That'll be for 12 months. After that we'll have to figure out if we want to stay or not. If we stay, I'll probably end up with a self-employment residency permit and Schmoo (my better half) will work under a freelance residency permit.
So, fun times ahead. All the hard stuff is behind us now. We're out of our place in SF and I've finished converting over to a consultant at work. As I said this morning, I'm planning on diving back into this full strength.