Ed Greenwood = Pervert Santa. He grabbed Salvatore's ass. He's my hero.
Now Salvatore's <i>sons...</i> :3 *cough*
I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near naming things ever. They'll walk away with the weirdest ass names ever. Just take the real life stuff I've named: My goldfish is the only one with a somewhat normal name (Salem), my cat's Galahad, the bearded dragon's Falthazur, my old Betta was Malice, I used to have a tank full of Neons before I moved all named after the Great Old Ones, my laptop is Gozirra (it's a 17"), the old one was Skankzilla or Skankazoid or something (it was evil), my iPod is Aoide... The closest thing to NORMAL I'd probably use is video game characters (Harry and Heather Mason, Henry Townshend, Walter Sullivan, Claudia Wolf, Dahlia and Alessa Gillespie, Yuri Hyuga, Alice Elliot, Albert Simon...).