Got beat up by the Girl Guide Troop for trying to steal their cookies. (Those troll girls hit hard, admittedly.).
Tied up by your underwear to a lamp post by some Boy Scouts and used as target practice for six hours.
You enjoy Pop Music from the Megas and it's not a result of Psychotropic IC.
You were in a boy band, and was kicked out when you didn't look the part any longer.
You used to play RPGs. The pencil and paper ones, with the weird dice, not the nice social ones online.
You were a Freelancer for an RPG Company writing/drawing for the books.