[Crimsondude]

I think when Alice locked him in Wonderland, it pretty much screwed up him being able to try again.

[CanRay]

Maybe she checked out American McGee's work and locked him in THAT Wonderland.  *Slasher Smile*

[Crimsondude]

Stranger Souls implies that Roxy was also a pedophile.

Which is probably one of the many reasons KAM divorced him. Though I suspect that her daughter is also his. I mean, the man did have a pretty functional life for a long time before he became a vat of organs.

[Wakshaani]

True, but I don't think he has Dr Doom Syndrome...

You mean he isn't Squirrel Girl's B****?

In all fairness, *everyone* is SG's punching bag. Wolverine, Iron Fist, Galactus...

[CanRay]

True, but I don't think he has Dr Doom Syndrome...

You mean he isn't Squirrel Girl's B****?

In all fairness, *everyone* is SG's punching bag. Wolverine, Iron Fist, Galactus...

Yeah, but Doctor Doom has a special place in that group, as she's occasionally gone to his place, demanded something, and he just points to it, looking dejected and defeated without even trying to fight back.

[The Wyrm Ouroboros]

True, but I don't think he has Dr Doom Syndrome...

You mean he isn't Squirrel Girl's B****?

In all fairness, *everyone* is SG's punching bag. Wolverine, Iron Fist, Galactus...

Yeah, but Doctor Doom has a special place in that group, as she's occasionally gone to his place, demanded something, and he just points to it, looking dejected and defeated without even trying to fight back.

Which raises my already-high opinion of Doom's intelligence vastly.

[CanRay]

Which raises my already-high opinion of Doom's intelligence vastly.

More like his will has been broken after having a SQUIRREL declare dominance on him...  And never wanting to experience that ever again.

[The Wyrm Ouroboros]

Considering the company he's in, I really doubt his will is broken.

In any case.  Rox in the Box, well -- I expect that situation to come to a head, and soon.  He's been playing both sides against the middle for far, far too long...

[CanRay]

Why do I hear a flushing sound? 

[wizard_of_ozzy]

True, but I don't think he has Dr Doom Syndrome...

You mean he isn't Squirrel Girl's B****?

Oh man, now I want to see this Doctor Doom vs. Squirrel fight that you're talking about. I'll have to find those books somehow.

The top datasearch hit for Dunkelzahn´s company was this - http://www.gossamer-threads.com/

Any company who's sells pitch is "You've never heard of us... we’re the folks behind the scenes making sure everything’s working as it should be." is a company worth taking over. Or investing in if, you know, you're not a dragon that has the resources to take it over..

[FastJack]

True, but I don't think he has Dr Doom Syndrome...

You mean he isn't Squirrel Girl's B****?

Oh man, now I want to see this Doctor Doom vs. Squirrel fight that you're talking about. I'll have to find those books somehow.

Squirrel Linky!

[wizard_of_ozzy]

True, but I don't think he has Dr Doom Syndrome...

You mean he isn't Squirrel Girl's B****?

Oh man, now I want to see this Doctor Doom vs. Squirrel fight that you're talking about. I'll have to find those books somehow.

Squirrel Linky!

Eeek! That story would be adorable if Squirrel Girl didn't look so God forsaken creepy.

[Wakshaani]

Well, they've cleaned her up into "Standard comic hottie" more or less.

http://www.writeups.org/img/fiche/3412.jpg

http://www.writeups.org/img/inset/squirrel.jpg

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15776/1600474-squirrel_girl_23_super.jpg

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6248/squirrelgirlvsdoom.jpg

[Crimsondude]

Yeah, Deodato only has one style of woman: Megan Fox with bigger breasts.

[The Wyrm Ouroboros]

It's the eye makeup.  Compare Squirrel Girl with Alice Cooper.

Creepiness apparently lies in vertical stripes over the eyes ...