Heh... You do realize I've been rejecting 50+ Spam accounts a day from the forums for the past couple weeks. Viral Advertising is a bitch, so I can definitely empathize with my fictional namesake.
You want to punch someone in the junk as well?
I know I did back in my Tech Support days when it came to spam issues.
I found a great solution to Spam
Many many moons ago, my first day on the job as an eMail admin, I miskeyed and shut down the SMTP gateway server for a 10,000 user company.
No Spam for 30 minutes!
Of course...no eMail
AT ALL for the same period, but still... sometimes the only way to avoid gangrene is to cut off the limb...