"You know, if you keep eating like that, you're gonna get diabetes."
"Ah, that's for old people. I'll worry about that later."
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"Honey, have you got that leak fixed?"
"Meh, won't rain for a few weeks. I got time."
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"Hey man, what's up with your smoke alarm? It's just hanging open."
"Yeah, the batteries were dying and it kept chirping so I took 'em out. Been meaning to put 'em back in, but I never think about it."
"When did you take them out?"
".... June, I think?"
"Dude."
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