Bubba The Love Troll is one of them.[/quote]
This reminds me of an encounter one of my late players (A massive Troll, named Burly.) had with his arch Nemesis an FBI agent in a an airport bathroom at Sea-Tac.
"Don't bother pulling up your pants, I'm about to turn you into a hand puppet."
There was alot of bad blood and years of real time aggravation between these two. I still recall the choked laughter and hard stares from the other players, priceless.