I'm in the home of trailer parks and tornadoes, 100 degree heat and 100% humidity, the hellhole that is oklahoma...>_<
Yes, and we are in the home of trailer parks and tornadoes, -50 to 100 degree heat and 100% humidity, the hellhole that is Michigan.
Also known as the only states that can go through all four seasons in a week, so our general seasons are Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. I've worn shorts and a tanktop in the middle of Christmas break (because it was 70) and then back to being a marshmallow 3 days later. I've also had to wear the black marshmallow getup (with gloves!) during summer vacation... and was in shorts and a tanktop 3 days later.
This place sucks. XD