I would think used car salesmen would be much more interesting in the sixth world.
[Troll in a cheap plaid suit] BUY THIS CAR OR I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF, MEATBAG!!!
[Buxom elf next to him] Er... so come on down to 'Crazy Bob's House-O-Wheels'- we're practically giving them away today so the feds don't find the evidence in the trunk and you won't find a better deal than this! Cars, trucks, SUVs, light armored vehicles, helicopters- we even have the Seattle area's finest collection of F-15E Strike Eagles, priced to sell, sell, SELL! So come on down to 'Crazy Bob's House-O-Wheels', TODAY!
[Troll again] I WISH I WAS DEAAAAAAD!!!