[Reaver]

You calling my troll 'fat'
I'll have you know he has a very high protein diet consisting mostly of small children and the heads of brainy, smart mouthed individuals that make fun of his 450kg weight.

That's a pretty high mercury-filled diet he has then...  Does he stuff them with Ground Dolphin?

Only baby dolphins, with kitten demiglasse and puppy's eyes appies to start.

Who said a barrens born troll can't learn high fashion cooking skills? All it takes it a cleaver, a note book, crayons, and a roofing hammer!

[Xzylvador]

The crayons serve as an appetizer and the notebook as a napkin.

It's a body 11+ troll, after all.


Is Humanis still open to new members?

[Ajax]

Who said a barrens born troll can't learn high fashion cooking skills? All it takes it a cleaver, a note book, crayons, and a roofing hammer!

As I recall, Mr. Johnson grew up dreaming of cullinary delights. After making his fortune in the world of AAA-Corporate catering he was able to realize his dream in a form never seen before! In his specially constructed magical lodge / cooking arena, called "Kitchen Stadium" in his penthouse. There, visiting chefs from around the world (recruited by various shadowrunners) would compete against his Gourmet Academy, the CHROME CHEFS!

Master of the dandelion salad, dandelion wine, dandelion sushi, and um... well, just dandelions, really... Chrome Chef Elven: Xandir P. Wifflebottom!
Prince of Pasta, regent of ramen, king of kraft foods, he can't cook without a microwave, but we're sponsored by Ares©... Chrome Chef Human: Neon Samurai®!
Artisinal brewer of a thousand forms of beer, several of which are bullet-proof (two which are banned uned UN Treaty)... Chrome Chef Dwarf: Willow Ufgood!

Oh, sweet jesus... is that a double barrel Panther Cannon!? My agent didn't say anything about this... um... okay, I;ll read it... Chrome Chef Troll:Brugby. (Please don't hurt me!)