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KarmaInferno

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« Reply #15 on: <01-08-12/0029:44> »
Segway.

Seriously, one of my Missions characters regularly shows up to the meet with the Johnson on a Segway.

I have tried, but I just can't make myself do this.  Its hard enough to look cool getting out of a subcompact.  But a Segway?  Maybe if I modded one with a rigger cocoon for a matrix character and programmed the autopilot to drive around randomly, finding a stuffer shack every 8 hours so the guy could get off line, eat, and use the bathroom.  You just can not be a duster wearing, gun toting, chrome eyed bad@ss if you roll up on the gangers . . . in your Segway.

It's worse than you think.

The character looks like Tom Cruise.

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« Reply #16 on: <01-08-12/0316:42> »
*Headdesk*  A Pimped Out Segway with 18" Spinner Rims, that's a lowrider.
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« Reply #17 on: <01-08-12/0330:06> »
Yeah, but you can't lounge in a Segway ...
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« Reply #18 on: <01-08-12/0337:34> »
Yeah, but you can't lounge in a Segway ...
Got me there.

White guy trying to be pimp?

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Yes yes, I know, "The Special Hell".  :P
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« Reply #19 on: <01-08-12/1859:08> »
Yeah, but you can't lounge in a Segway ...
Got me there.

White guy trying to be pimp?

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Yes yes, I know, "The Special Hell".  :P

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« Reply #20 on: <01-08-12/1905:13> »
Well, I'm white, I can be racist against myself.  :P

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« Reply #21 on: <01-11-12/2209:28> »
My preferred bike: The Contrail

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Engine Customization
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Motorcycle Gyro Stabilization (1 Slot)
Run flat Tires
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« Reply #22 on: <01-11-12/2233:24> »
Segway.

Seriously, one of my Missions characters regularly shows up to the meet with the Johnson on a Segway.



-k

I have tried, but I just can't make myself do this.  Its hard enough to look cool getting out of a subcompact.  But a Segway?  Maybe if I modded one with a rigger cocoon for a matrix character and programmed the autopilot to drive around randomly, finding a stuffer shack every 8 hours so the guy could get off line, eat, and use the bathroom.  You just can not be a duster wearing, gun toting, chrome eyed bad@ss if you roll up on the gangers . . . in your Segway.
Make enough of a bodycount, and you can make pretty much anything look badass.
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« Reply #23 on: <01-11-12/2336:19> »
Segway.

Seriously, one of my Missions characters regularly shows up to the meet with the Johnson on a Segway.

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I have tried, but I just can't make myself do this.  Its hard enough to look cool getting out of a subcompact.  But a Segway?  Maybe if I modded one with a rigger cocoon for a matrix character and programmed the autopilot to drive around randomly, finding a stuffer shack every 8 hours so the guy could get off line, eat, and use the bathroom.  You just can not be a duster wearing, gun toting, chrome eyed bad@ss if you roll up on the gangers . . . in your Segway.
Make enough of a bodycount, and you can make pretty much anything look badass.
One of the guys in my group took the PMV Horseman from Arsenal and created something he called "The Horseman Of The Apocalypse".
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« Reply #24 on: <01-12-12/0316:49> »
Segway.

Seriously, one of my Missions characters regularly shows up to the meet with the Johnson on a Segway.

-k
I have tried, but I just can't make myself do this.  Its hard enough to look cool getting out of a subcompact.  But a Segway?  Maybe if I modded one with a rigger cocoon for a matrix character and programmed the autopilot to drive around randomly, finding a stuffer shack every 8 hours so the guy could get off line, eat, and use the bathroom.  You just can not be a duster wearing, gun toting, chrome eyed bad@ss if you roll up on the gangers . . . in your Segway.
Make enough of a bodycount, and you can make pretty much anything look badass.
One of the guys in my group took the PMV Horseman from Arsenal and created something he called "The Horseman Of The Apocalypse".
nooooooo just not the horsemen of the apocalypse i'll be good boy i promiss .god reeding his "profile" was scary thing
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yes i'm red and it's not blood, and no i'm no comy i'm just red, so are you going for that pis' or going away!!!