A good piece of gear a former chum of mine (who was 15 at the time) could have used, a better door. He was a new character, an Ork Sammie, was "at home sleeping in bed". OK no problem. Then, the GM announces "two thugs bust your door open, what do you do?" To which said Sammie sez "Who are you?", and nothing else.
His uncle, another player in the game, jokingly yells "SMITH AND WESSON". We all stop, laugh, and like Mills Lane says "I will Allow it!", and proceedes to have the two thugs fill our poor newb sammie full of high speed projectiles.