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« Reply #15 on: <09-04-11/0124:17> »
Just remember, Puff-Puff-Pass.
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« Reply #16 on: <09-04-11/0300:42> »
The perfect tie in to food fight. Heading to the stuffer shack for snacks, then ninjas!
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« Reply #17 on: <09-04-11/0513:54> »
After the fight:  "Stupid cheap Korean knock-off ninjas."
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« Reply #18 on: <09-04-11/1155:44> »
Least they're not Chinese ninjas, they'd leave you craving action half an hour later.
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« Reply #19 on: <09-04-11/1351:40> »
Least they're not Chinese ninjas, they'd leave you craving action half an hour later.
Have to remember that one.

One of the people that I might be running for is going to have a Elven Bio-Ninja who addicted to Ninja Sims.
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« Reply #20 on: <09-04-11/1815:53> »
Least they're not Chinese ninjas, they'd leave you craving action half an hour later.
Have to remember that one.

One of the people that I might be running for is going to have a Elven Bio-Ninja who addicted to Ninja Sims.
how the hell do you do that?
you find dozends, hundreds of people to GM for, but nobody to play with?
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« Reply #21 on: <09-04-11/1830:08> »
"Sure, I'd love to check out Shadowrun!  You're GMing, right?"

Get a group together...  And then it all falls apart.  And I want to be a PLAYER, damnit.
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« Reply #22 on: <09-04-11/1842:36> »
Well, to be fair, after all i have read about/from you, i would want you to GM for me too . .
Granted, my characters would die every 5 minutes or so, but i think i'd have fun none the less . .
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« Reply #23 on: <09-04-11/1929:19> »
Five minutes?

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I think I can do better than that.  I GMed Paranoia as a professional demonstrator.
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« Reply #24 on: <09-04-11/1930:17> »
i never played/really heard of paranoia . . i gather it's pretty deadly though . .
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« Reply #25 on: <09-04-11/2012:41> »
i never played/really heard of paranoia . . i gather it's pretty deadly though . .
There are five clones of you on ice waiting for you to die.

It's *THAT* deadly.
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« Reply #26 on: <09-04-11/2019:47> »
Five minutes?

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I think I can do better than that.  I GMed Paranoia as a professional demonstrator.

and that may be the problem, you think you shouldn't run SR the same way as you ran Paranoia,,,,,

agricultural property is very cheap in SR. and no harder to find than in the realm of your friend the computer.
Carpe Noctem (seize the night)
Carpe per Diem (seize the pay), Carpe Dentum (seize the teeth), Carpe Denim (seize the pants)
Carpe Panem (seize the bread/capital)

no, i won't "just get over it."

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« Reply #27 on: <09-04-11/2042:19> »
I am not deadly in Shadowrun.  So far, I have zero fatalities of PCs.

Arrests, OTOH...  With one guy almost ready to go to Hollywood Correctional before he got rescued HEAT style.
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« Reply #28 on: <09-05-11/0333:38> »
Back to the subject of my original post, although the amount of love that CanRay is receiving means the thread hasn't wandered that far... :P
for low lifestyle skanks willing to shag in a van?? ever seen bangbus? that would be a totally unmodified dodge van, so maybe street ifestyle? or low at best?
This is a Hippie-esque Shaggin' Wagon, however!  We're talking plush carpeting on the floor, walls, and ceiling!  Discoball!  And Fine Corinthian Leather Bench Seats!

And a amazon warrior slaying a dragon painted on the side.

And Moby Dick's Bong.


don't lie, it's only the finest Louisiana Juggernaut Synthahyde that 4 minutes of 2XS porn can pay for.
Middle Amenities covers some of the necessities and comforts involved in a middle-class lifestyle. The Pimped Out Ride modification make some of those comforts... more comfortable. All the comforts and accessories you could want to make your ride enjoyable, provided you have the right company. ;)

So yeah, I guess I'm lovin' you too, CanRay, for seeing where I was going with this setup. (Hence the Emphasis)

Oh, and 4 minutes of 2XS porn goes for ¥900 these days? I'll have to have my fixer dig out his old stockpile. (He never throws anything away. Which reminds me, he's still got an old Banshee for sale, one previous owner and slightly "leaky", if anyone's interested.)
Cleverly disguised as an adult.

Which I think is sort of like arguing that a partial erection should get all the benefits of an erection.

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« Reply #29 on: <09-05-11/0342:17> »
"Damn, we gotta get away, to The Love Machine!"  "I can't believe I let you guys talk me into using this thing!"

"Hey...  Why am I suddenly astrally perceiving?"

"Oh, yeah, I got it set to hot box a combination of Vancouver Blue Mary Jane and some primo Hawai'ian Deepweed as soon as the doors are locked and the engine starts!"

"They're shooting at us!" 

"Aw man, they're putting holes in the back!  The smokes slipping out!" 

"Why are they pulling into the Stuffer Shack's drive-thru?" 

"I don't know, but that sounds like a good idea, I really want some soy sloppies..."

"Fraggin' lightweights."
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