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« Reply #15 on: <09-03-11/1246:02> »
Hahaha, cool!

Especially this bit:

3. Fly to target area, drop bombs, (try not to hit the Canuks; Ray's Note: This is important!) fly back to your home base.

Also:

Decker's Rules of Gunfighting:

1. Insert Coin


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« Reply #16 on: <09-06-11/1417:37> »
1. Never Bring a gun to a bomb fight.
2. Regardless of what anyone else might say on the matter every fight is a bomb fight.
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« Reply #17 on: <10-03-11/2151:59> »
Something all of you are forgetting: Always bring a knife to a gun fight, jut don't forget the gun... or the GRENADES!. :P
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« Reply #18 on: <10-03-11/2331:19> »
Sidecar-mounted nuke for your motorcycle rigged up to a biomonitor.
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« Reply #19 on: <10-03-11/2336:07> »
Sidecar-mounted nuke for your motorcycle rigged up to a biomonitor.
Omae, you have an unhealthy love of the nukes. :P How easy do you think it is to get a hold of those things? ???
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« Reply #20 on: <10-03-11/2337:47> »
Sidecar-mounted nuke for your motorcycle rigged up to a biomonitor.
Omae, you have an unhealthy love of the nukes. :P How easy do you think it is to get a hold of those things? ???

Hey, go big or go home.  Remains in a dustbuster or mason jar?
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« Reply #21 on: <10-03-11/2341:52> »
Sidecar-mounted nuke for your motorcycle rigged up to a biomonitor.
Omae, you have an unhealthy love of the nukes. :P How easy do you think it is to get a hold of those things? ???

They are 10 for 1.00 at the Stuffer Shack on Tuesdays. Gaawd, pay attention! :P

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« Reply #22 on: <10-03-11/2342:12> »
Actually, that was a cultural reference.  You guys gotta catch up on your cyberpunk reading.  ;D
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« Reply #23 on: <10-04-11/0013:26> »
Actually, that was a cultural reference.  You guys gotta catch up on your cyberpunk reading.  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: <10-04-11/0017:37> »
Neal Stephenson's "Snow Crash".

As for reading...  Like my old boss at the Library used to say, "You gotta know where you come from, before you know where you can go."  He might have cribbed that from someone, but it's certainly wise words.

I just wish my memory retention was better.
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« Reply #25 on: <10-04-11/1011:29> »
Sidecar-mounted nuke for your motorcycle rigged up to a biomonitor.

Similar to my anti-dragon dwarf.  Do you realize how many area cranial bombs you can shoehorn into a dwarf?
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« Reply #26 on: <10-28-11/1205:06> »
Face's rules for a gunfight:

1) Hey no need for violence, we can talk this out.
2) hide behind your troll backup and wait for the noise to stop.

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« Reply #27 on: <10-28-11/1417:24> »
"Money" Johnson's Guide to Intimidation:  "Guns are intimidating.  Blades are SCARY.  And you can cut on someone for a lot longer than you can shoot them."
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« Reply #28 on: <10-28-11/2240:15> »
"Money" Johnson's Guide to Intimidation:  "Guns are intimidating.  Blades are SCARY.  And you can cut on someone for a lot longer than you can shoot them."

If Guns are intimidating, and blades are scary, what is a monofilament whip?
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« Reply #29 on: <10-28-11/2242:02> »
If Guns are intimidating, and blades are scary, what is a monofilament whip?
The world's worst papercut waiting to happen.
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