[MadMaddy]

GM: Okay Luke what are you doing?
Luke (Street Sam): Trying to make coffee.
GM: Okay Maddy what are you doing?
Maddy:Hacking his coffee maker.
Luke: Really?! Every day?
Maddy: Can I hack his toaster too?

[CanRay]

Vic the Cabbie:  "OK folks, let's go kidnap ourselves a cartoon."

And they did. 

[The Dweller]

[PostMan leans over to Thaumaturge]

PostMan:  How do you say your name?

Thaumaturge:  With my mouth.  Why, what did you use?

[CanRay]

Possible followup:

PostMan:  "How do you pronounce your name?"

Thaumaturge:  "Correctly."

[Mystic]

Bound and gaged Coyote Shaman "MUrrrruruuumph mur msssmmml"

E-vil generic moustache-twisting "bad" guy: "Remove that gag...now what did you say?"

Not so gaged Shaman: "I said: MUrrrruruuumph mur msssmmml'"

[StarManta]

(A combat Adept Drake with the Smashing Blow power has just taken a swing at a concrete wall, dealing ~30 damage to it. I'm rolling the wall's damage resistance.)
Me/GM: Do walls have Edge?

[CanRay]

Line I'm working on for a story:  "Damn thing wouldn't stop.  We tried the heavy revolver, the assault rifle, the assault cannon, even that Ma-Deuce, nothing...  I figured we just needed a bigger bullet.  Luckily, a dumptruck full of gravel doesn't get much bigger if you consider it a bullet."