Why did the image of a Troll Pātissier just pop into my head?
I like the idea of an SR4 Swedish chef.
'Here we 'ave de' kabbage....
' and 'ere we 'ave 'de boom-boom'
'Ka-click of an Enfield-AS-7'Throw 'de kabbage up'

''und 'ere we 'ave 'de brussel sprouts!'