[Ethan]

KE-xotes as in Quixote who became a Knight Errant himself...

Okay, maybe not as insulting as the other ideas, but I'd chuckle at the thought.

[CanRay]

"Did that Knight Errant Officer just tilt that windmill?"  "Yes.  But he's a troll, so that's not as surprising as one might think."

[Wickidsurfer]

I actually kind of like that one...except a spin on it... after all the guys who started calling them Quixotes had some kind of education to be familiar with the story... now street level thugs have been using it since.... "Here come the Coyotes.." or just Ki-oats, a shorter version of coyote.  You could even have them taggin all mispelled KEy-oats or KE-yotes

[CanRay]

"Why do you call them Coyotes?  I mean, they're not even Indians.  Most of them, anyhow."  "Not Coyotes, Quixotes.  Look, if you have to explain the joke, it's no longer funny."  "How about telling jokes you don't need a university degree to get?"  "...  ...  ...  My Degree is in Thaumaturgical Physics, not LITERATURE!  My degree is USEFUL!"

[Little D]

How about Stormtroopers, the anonymous dime-a-dozen grunts that get shot up in every star wars movie?

Bobbies, like the Londonian police officers of days past that were amongst the last police force in the world to resort to firearms?

Canned bacon?  Going back to the "pig" derogative, but since they're all supposed to be knights in armor...

[Rascal]

Bacon´s too good for them. Let us call them "Spam".

[CanRay]

Bacon´s too good for them. Let us call them "Spam".

Aztechnology's "I Can't Believe It's Not Spam"?

[Rascal]

*grin*

[CanRay]

Horizon's "All-Organic Spam", with the smiling ork on the face:  "Juz like Moms never made!"

[bigity]

Hey, I like Spam. 


Fried anyway.

Hawaiians love the stuff.

[Wickidsurfer]

I second that!  Fried Spam is the ono kine grindz!   and thanks for the suggestion!  Azzies "I can't Believe its not Spam" will be making a guest star appearance in my campaign!

[CanRay]

Fried "I Can't Believe It's Not Spam" is a hell of a lot better than Devil Rat On A Stick.

Unless it's from Mr. & Mrs. Ratt's Rat On A Stick stand in Touristville.  They cook 'em up very nicely and have some kind of secret selection of spices they use...  Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, good!

[JoeNapalm]

Fried "I Can't Believe It's Not Spam" is a hell of a lot better than Devil Rat On A Stick.

Unless it's from Mr. & Mrs. Ratt's Rat On A Stick stand in Touristville.  They cook 'em up very nicely and have some kind of secret selection of spices they use...  Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, good!

Have you tried Cannibal Bob's Long Pig BBQ?


-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist

[Chrona]

"Why do you call them Coyotes?  I mean, they're not even Indians.  Most of them, anyhow."  "Not Coyotes, Quixotes.  Look, if you have to explain the joke, it's no longer funny."  "How about telling jokes you don't need a university degree to get?"  "...  ...  ...  My Degree is in Thaumaturgical Physics, not LITERATURE!  My degree is USEFUL!"

Your 100th +1 for this

[CanRay]

"Why do you call them Coyotes?  I mean, they're not even Indians.  Most of them, anyhow."  "Not Coyotes, Quixotes.  Look, if you have to explain the joke, it's no longer funny."  "How about telling jokes you don't need a university degree to get?"  "...  ...  ...  My Degree is in Thaumaturgical Physics, not LITERATURE!  My degree is USEFUL!"

Your 100th +1 for this

I think I'm a few away from this, but the idea is nice, thank you.