[Teyl_Iliar]

I'm not scared of Marines.


Assuming I'm up in my AC-130.

Canray, go get a camera.

The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

How much you wanna bet I can figure out a way to bring your silly plane out of the sky so you can say that to my face?

[CanRay]

Never served, but something I remember from Martial Arts:  "Never say anything about someone that you wouldn't say to their face.  Because you never know when it will get to their face, and they'll get in your face."

Not exactly Confucius, but accurate nonetheless.

[Teyl_Iliar]

Back to the topic. I figure there are probably workout sim/trids/softs out there, but honestly If you don't have the discipline to workout on your own you'll be screwed when you eat your self out of being able to afford the stuff. Besides, as a shadow runner you should have all the motivation you need to be in good shape. You can't out run being in a prison, or being dead, but you can out run the people that will put you there/make you that way if they catch you.

[CanRay]

I heard about a bunch of teenaged athletes back home that were up to some mischievous acts when seen by a pair of foot patrol officers.

Needless to say, they outran the police handily, chanting, "Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

[Teyl_Iliar]

I heard about a bunch of teenaged athletes back home that were up to some mischievous acts when seen by a pair of foot patrol officers.

Needless to say, they outran the police handily, chanting, "Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

Classic.

[FastJack]

I heard about a bunch of teenaged athletes back home that were up to some mischievous acts when seen by a pair of foot patrol officers.

Needless to say, they outran the police handily, chanting, "Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

Classic.

At which point the cops I know would draw their weapons...

[savaze]

At which point the cops I know would draw their weapons...

Do you live in Chicago?!

[CanRay]

I heard about a bunch of teenaged athletes back home that were up to some mischievous acts when seen by a pair of foot patrol officers.

Needless to say, they outran the police handily, chanting, "Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, Piggies can't ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

Classic.

At which point the cops I know would draw their weapons...

The joys of living in Canada.

To be (un)fair however, the people in question were not members of a visible minority.  (Although, that was a generation later.  And ended up with the police in question emptying all their loaded ammo at a parked car and not hitting it once.  From about ten metres.  The occupant of said vehicle was unarmed and insists he did nothing that warranted such an act against him.  As the police in question had to reload and continue shooting, my personal opinion on the situation favors his end of the story.).