Oh, an offhand comment gave me another idea for a character, possibly one to introduce the full confusion that is Shadowrun to Newbies that I'd be more than happy to train: "Now, if you excuse me, I have to make a Borderline-Sociopathic Troll character who has named all his firearms and sleeps with them in rotation like his own personal harem."
Sent you a PM. Hope to hear from you soon.