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Favorite Changeling Troll Insults

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Kato

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« on: <09-09-19/2041:57> »
I have a character who is playing a four-armed troll (Shiva Arms) and I'm looking for good insults people can hurl at him for being a freak. I figured I'm bring it to the masses. Something along the lines of the following:

"When did the circus get in town?"
"Holy drek, it's spider troll!"

Hephaestus

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« Reply #1 on: <09-09-19/2109:36> »
Who let Goro in here?

BeCareful

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« Reply #2 on: <09-10-19/1757:43> »
Wow, your Machoke evolved!
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Sphinx

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« Reply #3 on: <09-12-19/0109:50> »
Is that a four-armed troll, or an ork with a dwarf on his shoulders?
Go back to Thunderdome, Master Blaster.
Horns weren't enough, you had to grow extra arms, too?
Somewhere there's a big striped tent missing a sideshow.
Go juggle something, why don't you?
That's the dumbest-looking bug spirit I've ever seen.
Can you pat your head, rub your tummy, scratch your ass, and pick your nose at the same time?

EDIT TO ADD:
Your mother was a hexapod.
« Last Edit: <09-12-19/1140:13> by Sphinx »