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Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?

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Nebulous

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« Reply #15 on: (18:33:23/11-19-18) »
What is a Runner's least favorite holiday?

Halloween.

Edit: first joke was bad in not making sense.
« Last Edit: (18:35:45/11-19-18) by Nebulous »
In honor of a longtime friend. 

May the Shadows not take you.
May the Shadows of [Meta]Humanity not dishearten you.
May the Shadows of Society not corrupt you.
May the Shadows of the World not destroy you.
May you own Shadow be a guide of what not to become.

-The Last Wraith

Michael Chandra

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« Reply #16 on: (00:45:50/11-20-18) »
What do Chicago and your commlink have in common? Both are bugged.
XD XD XD
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tequila

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« Reply #17 on: (09:14:14/11-20-18) »
What's a hacker's least favorite rap song?

IC IC Tar Baby
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ArmTech MGL-12: Nothing says love like a 3 round burst of HE Grenade to hit something for 32P
Nuff said.  :-X

tequila

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« Reply #18 on: (17:16:26/11-27-18) »
If purchasing something is going to cost you an arm and a leg, have MacCallister get it for you.  It will only cost him an arm. #bullisgiongtokillme
#thistasergoesto11

Quote from: Tarislar
ArmTech MGL-12: Nothing says love like a 3 round burst of HE Grenade to hit something for 32P
Nuff said.  :-X

kyoto kid

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« Reply #19 on: (22:57:18/12-13-18) »
...oldie

Three Trolls walk into a bar.

Barkeep yells, "Hey, who's going to pay for that wall".

Forsaken daughter is watching you

Michael Chandra

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« Reply #20 on: (00:55:57/12-14-18) »
 :o ;D
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tequila

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« Reply #21 on: (16:32:04/12-14-18) »
Three trolls walk into a bar. The fourth does, too, because he can't duck underneath it.
#thistasergoesto11

Quote from: Tarislar
ArmTech MGL-12: Nothing says love like a 3 round burst of HE Grenade to hit something for 32P
Nuff said.  :-X

PiXeL01

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« Reply #22 on: (06:47:06/12-17-18) »
Metahumanity’s greatest threat is Homo sapiens
« Last Edit: (06:49:20/12-17-18) by PiXeL01 »
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?

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« Reply #23 on: (06:54:10/12-31-18) »
Pfff, everyone knows it's homo homo sapiens.
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« Reply #24 on: (08:20:06/12-31-18) »
Actually humans are Homo sapiens sapiens, all of metahumanity is Homo sapiens, but the third name changes
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?