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« on: (17:59:44/10-21-18) »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

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CorpSec when an alarm is triggered;: "This is so sad, Alexa play Shoot The Runner"

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« Reply #1 on: (10:18:55/10-22-18) »
Heard the one about the dragon and the cup?

No one does and lives ...
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?

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« Reply #2 on: (11:16:24/10-22-18) »
A human, an elf, and an ork walk into a bar. The dwarf laughs.

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« Reply #3 on: (11:56:26/10-22-18) »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

 8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . .  ::)

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« Reply #4 on: (12:03:31/10-22-18) »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

 8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . .  ::)


Todd, is that you?!?!?

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« Reply #5 on: (13:15:25/10-22-18) »
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Says the one cop to the other: "Typical. Those orks always steel more than they can carry..."
talk think matrix

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« Reply #6 on: (22:56:45/10-22-18) »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

 8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . .  ::)


Todd, is that you?!?!?

:P

No . . .

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« Reply #7 on: (04:11:23/10-23-18) »
What keeps young deckers up at night?

Sheep.
Yeah, TMs got thrown in the cell with Bubba the Love Troll and sandpaper for lube.
there is autosofts for everything  8)

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« Reply #8 on: (05:07:55/10-23-18) »
Do AIs count electronic sheep?
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?

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« Reply #9 on: (17:18:38/10-23-18) »
Hopefully not
Yeah, TMs got thrown in the cell with Bubba the Love Troll and sandpaper for lube.
there is autosofts for everything  8)

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« Reply #10 on: (02:48:50/11-19-18) »
Oooh, oooh, this one I just thought of! (And works even better for D&D Druids).

Q: Why do shapechangers always have a hangover?

A: Because they're party animals!
CorpSec when an alarm is triggered;: "This is so sad, Alexa play Shoot The Runner"

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« Reply #11 on: (16:02:01/11-19-18) »
"Carlos! "
Yeah, TMs got thrown in the cell with Bubba the Love Troll and sandpaper for lube.
there is autosofts for everything  8)

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« Reply #12 on: (17:21:01/11-19-18) »
What do Chicago and your commlink have in common? Both are bugged.
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#thistasergoesto11

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« Reply #13 on: (17:31:42/11-19-18) »
What did Mr Johnson say to the hacker?

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Don’t get IC’d
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« Reply #14 on: (17:34:46/11-19-18) »
Why do hackers like to live in warm countries?

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Less IC to worry about
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?