Friday, August 1st, 2076
The walk down to the water was well worth their trouble. Even late into the evening the antique and curio shops were open, boutique toy stores and vintage map vendors alongside nautical history specialty houses and local galleries, with plenty of clothing shops, each with its own distinct flavor. The cobbled streets were busy with strolling couples and small groups, but by no means crowded, and lined with old-fashioned gelato and crepe stands, and clever street performers.
The ladies stopped in more than one apparel shop - Alyce sensed that Grace was concerned she'd packed for neither boating nor riding, and swooped to her rescue with her bottomless credstick, all without the slightest hint of inconvenience or obligation. Not a fan of clothes shopping, Al lurked on the street or browsed military memorabilia shops. Though he checked in on their fashion efforts from time to time.
It was a warm evening, so the girls were not uncomfortable in their abbreviated frocks, and a light breeze wafting through their hair lent a magical quality to the giddy glow they were already sporting.
By the water, they could indeed see the castle across the inlet. They stopped and leaned on the railing, and Al said, "Ya know ladies, they's a story - well, a legend, really - 'bout ol' Dartmouth Keep. They say if ya gaze long 'nuff at the topmost window in the east tower under a full moon an' at low tide, which wonder o' wonders, we got tonight, then ya can make a wish. Now, that ain't true, o' course, 'specially since ol' Al jist done tried it an' no beer appeared in my hand. But ya know how it is, with the Awakenin' an' all, scholars all tryin' to prove the old tales really were true, jist a matter o' mana levels an' some such Satanist nonsense. But I hear tell that with Dartmouth, jist a wee bit o' the ol' wishin' magic done come back. Jist a smidgen, mind. Nothin' really useful, jist a little taste o' what might be, Baalzebub's hold on this world grows any tighter. Fer instance, I heard that if ya wish fer, say, a particular card.....whyn't ya name a card for me there, young mistress Grace?"
She licked her lips, eyes alight. "Okay, six of clubs."
"Alrighty then, good a card as any. But din't ya listen ta ol' Al? Ya gotta gaze up at the window like I showed ya, there, an' concentrate on yer card...there, ya done it?"
"Yes." She was looking at his hands expectantly, but he left one on the railing, and the other on Alyce's shoulder.
"Well, lookee there, seems the story's true. Yer wish done come true."
She looked puzzled. "How?"
"Card's right there, li'l darlin;. Bein' a gentleman, ol' Al can't very well fetch it for ya, but I'll allow its in a place I spent a fair part o' the evenin' studyin'."
Grace followed his gaze down and there, nestled smartly in her cleavage, was a card.
"Six o' clubs?" Al asked.
She snatched at the card in gleeful shock, but then her lips twisted in amused surprise. "No, Al....It's a Joker."
"Sheee-it, that ol' fool. Always tryin' ta make ol' Al look bad. Now what he means is that ol' Al's full o' mischief. That's what a Joker's all about, I reckon we can agree. Now, one bit o' mischief I been thinkin' of all night, has been gettin' into dear Alyce's dress here."
Al took off his jacket. "Hold this, li'l darlin'," he said, handing it to Grace, now wearing only his yellowing wifebeater. And then, careful not to expose her to the eyes of passersby, Al put his hand up Alyce's dress.
"Hmmm..." She sucked breath sharply through her teeth. "Nope, not there." He explored a bit more, eliciting a surprised gasp. "Damn, not there either. Where is that pesky thing?" Removing his hand from under the hem of her dress, he faced her toward the water and stood behind her, reaching around to search for the card under the top half of the frock. "Hell's Bells, where...is...that...?" His explorations brought more distress to Alyce as Grace looked on and giggled hysterically, delighted to see her mentor-in-crime finally in the hot seat herself. She doubted Alyce was embarrassed, but it was clear she was being mercilessly teased.
Finally giving up on his search of her bust, Al scratched his head in dismay and then, "Oh ho!" And he plucked a card from her ponytail. "How do like them apples? Seems there was never no need ta act so improperly after all." Handing it to Grace, he said, "One o' the only things Blind Fury here can't do," clearly referring to reading the card face.
"Bloody hell, six of clubs!" the blond girl shrieked.