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Suggestion: remove "Shooting people in the face"

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EiraHaexa

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« Reply #15 on: (03:42:36/09-09-16) »
As a Mage I have no issue with 'shoot the face first'. He deserves it and it's about time they stopped targeting me right from the go.

As an other mage,

I approve this message!!!!
(Pass it on to all your gun toting troll friends!)

I love it when people try to geek my Asatru mage first. Lady Runa has an axe, and she just loves to give out forty whacks.  ;)
It is better to be crazy and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

"Nothing is wrong if no one can stop you."

Remember, you're only a genius when they need you. The rest of the time you're just an asshole.

Well, drek. Looks like Timmy fell into the Dissonance Well again.

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« Reply #16 on: (03:47:56/09-09-16) »
As a Mage I have no issue with 'shoot the face first'. He deserves it and it's about time they stopped targeting me right from the go.

As an other mage,

I approve this message!!!!
(Pass it on to all your gun toting troll friends!)

I love it when people try to geek my Asatru mage first. Lady Runa has an axe, and she just loves to give out forty whacks.  ;)

To be fair, I MAY be drawing attention to myself by "riding" a Troll into combat..... (HEY!! His legs are longer then a dwarf's! it just makes sense!!)
Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

Remember: You can't fix Stupid. But you can beat on it with a 2x4 until it smartens up! Or dies.

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« Reply #17 on: (03:55:10/09-09-16) »
As a Mage I have no issue with 'shoot the face first'. He deserves it and it's about time they stopped targeting me right from the go.

As an other mage,

I approve this message!!!!
(Pass it on to all your gun toting troll friends!)

I love it when people try to geek my Asatru mage first. Lady Runa has an axe, and she just loves to give out forty whacks.  ;)

To be fair, I MAY be drawing attention to myself by "riding" a Troll into combat..... (HEY!! His legs are longer then a dwarf's! it just makes sense!!)

So, you're Master Blaster?
It is better to be crazy and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

"Nothing is wrong if no one can stop you."

Remember, you're only a genius when they need you. The rest of the time you're just an asshole.

Well, drek. Looks like Timmy fell into the Dissonance Well again.

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« Reply #18 on: (04:22:03/09-09-16) »
As a Mage I have no issue with 'shoot the face first'. He deserves it and it's about time they stopped targeting me right from the go.

As an other mage,

I approve this message!!!!
(Pass it on to all your gun toting troll friends!)

I love it when people try to geek my Asatru mage first. Lady Runa has an axe, and she just loves to give out forty whacks.  ;)

To be fair, I MAY be drawing attention to myself by "riding" a Troll into combat..... (HEY!! His legs are longer then a dwarf's! it just makes sense!!)

So, you're Master Blaster?

More like.. "attached healing unit"
Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

Remember: You can't fix Stupid. But you can beat on it with a 2x4 until it smartens up! Or dies.

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« Reply #19 on: (04:56:25/09-09-16) »
As a Mage I have no issue with 'shoot the face first'. He deserves it and it's about time they stopped targeting me right from the go.

As an other mage,

I approve this message!!!!
(Pass it on to all your gun toting troll friends!)

I love it when people try to geek my Asatru mage first. Lady Runa has an axe, and she just loves to give out forty whacks.  ;)

To be fair, I MAY be drawing attention to myself by "riding" a Troll into combat..... (HEY!! His legs are longer then a dwarf's! it just makes sense!!)

So, you're Master Blaster?

More like.. "attached healing unit"

I have no room to talk. Lady Runa sometimes rides a western drake into combat. They have a, shall we say..."mutual agreement".

Me: "So, did we catch them off guard?"

DM: " You're a six foot three viking elf diving into combat atop an icy white western drake. Yes, you caught them off -bleep-ing guard!"
It is better to be crazy and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

"Nothing is wrong if no one can stop you."

Remember, you're only a genius when they need you. The rest of the time you're just an asshole.

Well, drek. Looks like Timmy fell into the Dissonance Well again.

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« Reply #20 on: (06:02:31/09-09-16) »
There is an image floating around somewhere of a troll dual wielding  dwarves who are in turn dual wielding machine pistols.
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« Reply #21 on: (01:01:43/10-15-16) »
It's like "The A-Team," but Mr. T is a bionic troll and Hannibal knows magic.

I've always thought Hannibal would be the strategist with a tactical computer. Murdock would be the mage...  ;)

As a Mage I have no issue with 'shoot the face first'. He deserves it and it's about time they stopped targeting me right from the go.

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LOL  ;D