Never one to pass on free food, especially food of such high quality, food that was in such stark contrast to the Instamash and Blamco Mac and Cheese that she typically ate, Calico had been busily stuffing her face with an absolutely orgasmic seafood fettuccine. The suggestion that she be the group's leader had come just as she was sliding a considerable mass of seafood delight into her mouth. She turned to look at John, then Cal and Tanya in surprise, her mouth distended like a blowfish, a promptly forgotten noodle still dangling from her lips, waggling conspicuously with each turn of her head.
As they turned to her for her reaction, she stared blankly back get them for a moment, feeling distinctly like a deer in the headlights. Realizing that she had to say something, and then realizing that her mouth was otherwise occupied at the moment, she quickly slurped up the errant noodle, privately dismayed at how loudly and distinctly the noise of it reverberated throughout the otherwise quiet room.
Thoroughly embarrassed, and feeling the moment now drawing out interminably, Calico held up a single finger to the group as she chewed her inadvisably large mouthful. She chewed as quickly as possible without seeming desperate, but as time drew out this became more and more difficult, the group patiently watching her and waiting as she continued to chew, still holding up that one finger. Finally, after approximately six weeks of chewing, she managed to swallow.
"So," she began, intent that she would blow right by this whole "chewing" fiasco, "I almost objected earlier when somebody started talking about picking a group leader, but finally decided that if that's what the group wanted, I would go along with it. But let's face it, we're not soldiers." She glanced at Cal, conceding, "Most of us, anyway. We don't snap to attention when someone barks orders at us. We're individuals, free thinkers. Our strength is in our diversity, not in obedience."
"That said, when lead is flying is no time to have a committee meeting, and I do think there is value in everyone being on the same page in situations like that. So, I suppose I'll just do what I was going to do anyway, which is speak my mind when I see a solution to a problem or opportunities for us to work together effectively in a tense situation. If people choose to act on my ideas, ok. But at the end of the day this will be a decision each person will have to make for themselves. There are no court-martials in the shadows."