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The_Gun_Nut

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« on: (14:38:34/01-04-11) »
OK, this is hilarious.  Kung Fu Bear is waaaay better than ninja kitty any day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk&feature=player_embedded
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« Reply #1 on: (14:45:33/01-04-11) »
We're doomed people, doomed.  The bears are mastering our martial arts.  Once they learn to use our jets, chainsaws, and machineguns the war will begin.  Flee while you can.

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Fixed me typos.  Arrr.
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« Reply #2 on: (20:09:44/01-04-11) »
Training video for the animal conspiracy...Tim Badore was right! Homo Sapians of the world UNITE or be ground under the boot...er hooves..whatver of fuzzy tyrany! Hey wait, who are these guys in white coats??? I knew it, you're with them you animal quizzlings!!!!

ACK!!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: (08:44:53/01-05-11) »
But why is a Chinese Bear in a Japanese Zoo?
Yeah, I'm A Minotaur! You Gotta Beef with that?
I'm a Minotaur not a bully!
I studied at the Rocky Mountain Culinary School.I specialized in Seafood.
My Dad worked out of el Toro In New Mexico.

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« Reply #4 on: (08:49:48/01-05-11) »
To throw us off the scent!
There is no overkill.

Only "Open fire" and "I need to reload."

Usda Beph

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« Reply #5 on: (09:25:28/01-07-11) »
To throw us off the scent!
Good point! ;) 8)
Yeah, I'm A Minotaur! You Gotta Beef with that?
I'm a Minotaur not a bully!
I studied at the Rocky Mountain Culinary School.I specialized in Seafood.
My Dad worked out of el Toro In New Mexico.

Dead Monky

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« Reply #6 on: (18:38:02/01-07-11) »
Those damn, sneaky bears.  I say we counterattack with sharks.  Everyone knows sharks and bears are natural enemies.

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« Reply #7 on: (19:15:58/01-07-11) »
No sharks. I have ... issues with sharks.

Bad enough the Doctor Who Christmas special had flying sharks...

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« Reply #8 on: (19:28:37/01-07-11) »
While searching for "jetpack shark" with Google Image, I found this:



Now THAT is freaking awesome.

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« Reply #9 on: (20:04:00/01-07-11) »
ACK! Kill it! Kill it!

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« Reply #10 on: (08:49:18/01-10-11) »
ACK! Kill it! Kill it!
It's already Ded Jim!

Laser ZOMBIE Shark!
Yeah, I'm A Minotaur! You Gotta Beef with that?
I'm a Minotaur not a bully!
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« Reply #11 on: (18:40:43/01-10-11) »
No sharks. I have ... issues with sharks.
I'm afraid to ask...why sharks FastJack? Anyways sharks are nowhere near as horrifing as moose.

Fraggin' Moose and that moose song...


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« Reply #12 on: (21:29:47/01-10-11) »
I know it has something to do with watching Jaws once too often when I was younger.

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« Reply #13 on: (22:27:14/01-10-11) »
I know it has something to do with watching Jaws once too often when I was younger.

Jaws did nothing to scare me as a kid. Not when my father looked like Matt Hooper, enough that people in the theater would point to my dad then point to Richard Dreyfuss on screen.
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« Reply #14 on: (23:53:38/01-10-11) »
I don't know, sharks are just that one thing that gets under my skin...