[FastJack]

What the hell is everyone arguing over anyway?

Y'know, I've lost track...

[Kot]

Elf. He was an elf. And i think he was from the Third Age, as he was mentioned as a knight of the City of Spires. Remember, that Immortal Elves breed. And Harlequinn is too much of a nice guy to be an elder IE.

[The_Gun_Nut]

"Nice" guy?

Harlequin??

He's not a fiend, but he's not someone I would call "nice."  Or sit down to tea with.  Or be in the same city with.

[FastJack]

That's just 'cuz you don't like the elf. I'll have you know he sets an incredible tea service.

[Kot]

I was comparing him to other Immortal Elves (except Frosty maybe). And i liked the Knight in ED. And the fact that he stood up to Alachia. And that he wasn't an elf-centered bastard.

[The_Gun_Nut]

By that standard, yes, he's the nicest IE, ever.

Then again, devil rats are nicer than Immortal Elves, by comparison.

[Dead Monky]

At least devil rats make for good target practice.

[FastJack]

Just be sure to have enough ammo to kill them and any friends they bring along.

[Dead Monky]

Enough ammo?  You're kidding right?

[Kot]

I'd say enough white phosphorous grenades. And a flamethrower. As the old role says: Kill it with Fire.

[Dead Monky]

Indeed.  Fire cleanses all.  Or at least that's what always runs through my head when I watch shows on hoarders.

EDIT
Fixed an omission.

[Bradd]

My players have only met Frosty and (briefly) Ehran, so they probably still think Immortal Elves are reasonable.

[Kot]

Ehran reasonable. He had thousands of years to perfect being a pompous dick. And him being a genius doesn't help that matter.

[Dead Monky]

Pompous dicks are more reasonable than arrogant, racist bastards.  No?