Sam holstered his gun as he went and knelt down in front of Bacchus. "Talking is good. But the problem with talking is that you need to be saying stuff that others are interested in hearing. Right now, I'm going to talk about how you can avoid dealing with my over-aggressive friend over there, which I know you're interested in, so I know you're going to listen."
He continued, "Recently, some starlets have been having...issues. Which, I'll grant, isn't unusual. But we're interested in knowing the specifics of some of them, and we happen to know that you are the man we can get them from. So let's start with an easy one: tell us what you know of Chrissy Daee's recent issue. Before you start, I should warn you--we already know many of the details, so don't lie. It'll just annoy my friend, which I assure you would be a bad idea. Oh, and he has a rather limited attention span; I recommend short and interesting."