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John Schmidt

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« on: (11:36:23/11-16-10) »
If you happen to run across a spam posting please do not post a response in said spam thread. It is just one more post that we Mods have to delete. I would strongly urge that you do NOT click on any links within a spam post, it is a very good way to give your computer an ETD (Electronically Transmitted Disease).

I would like to give a special shout out to our regular spammers.

The Russian spammer (I call him Ivan...because Bob just doesn't seem appropriate) who seems to believe that people who come here can actually read Russian.
The medications spammers, who think that we need to put some wood back into our pencils and that we are going to buy our meds online!
The BDSM spammer...really? Gamers are your demographic?
Our newest addition, the slightly off kilter Albanian spammer who requested he be banned lest he spam us more.

 :P
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« Reply #1 on: (11:41:40/11-16-10) »
I was going to post in the Albanian's thread, just because he was being so polite about it.

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« Reply #2 on: (11:44:45/11-16-10) »
Yeah, he was a friendly sort of spammer. Still, glad you didn't it. ;D
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« Reply #3 on: (12:24:06/11-16-10) »
Ack!  I contributed to one of those spam posts.  Sorry about that.  The whole thing reminded me of Pontypool or Snowcrash. "The words are infected!"

Seriously, their translator bot was WAY off.  Funny stuff, really.  Anyway, it won't happen again.

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« Reply #4 on: (12:46:59/11-16-10) »
But wait, there's hundreds more out there to acknowledge!  :-\
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« Reply #5 on: (14:01:57/11-16-10) »
The BDSM spammer...really? Gamers are your demographic?

They are Roleplayers.

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« Reply #6 on: (14:17:37/11-16-10) »
But John... I love turning in the spams to the mods with witty Pun filled messeges! I'm not using my computer so its alright!
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« Reply #7 on: (20:31:53/11-16-10) »
Its enough that my spam report messages get spam filtered in my email now, so I've been missing some humor then Usda.
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« Reply #8 on: (07:53:09/11-17-10) »
Sorry to hear that Cain.Foamy rules and Pilsy is god!
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« Reply #9 on: (11:12:12/11-17-10) »
The BDSM spammer...really? Gamers are your demographic?

They are Roleplayers.

Hmmmm...not sure that I agree with that view. BDSM is about power transfer...however...it is rumored that some of them wear chainmail bikinis so perhaps I am wrong.  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: (11:36:18/11-17-10) »
The BDSM spammer...really? Gamers are your demographic?

They are Roleplayers.

Hmmmm...not sure that I agree with that view. BDSM is about power transfer...however...it is rumored that some of them wear chainmail bikinis so perhaps I am wrong.  ;D

And the men tight leather.

I like the Russian Spammers. I've stolen a few of their names for Code's contacts. XD
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« Reply #11 on: (11:39:54/11-17-10) »
Uh. SUch talk infront of your father. Shame on you I say! :o
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« Reply #12 on: (11:47:47/11-17-10) »
Well, beats what I had typed out first. XD
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« Reply #13 on: (16:57:48/11-17-10) »
Sometimes the males wear the bikinis or maybe that just happens around here  :-[
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« Reply #14 on: (04:14:37/11-19-10) »
Ouch!

That one stung just a little! Should I use my safe word?  ;D
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