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FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!

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« Reply #15 on: <05-23-13/0602:40> »
Clearly CanRay wants to provoke us into guessing what the sheep is about. It's working, I'll give it a shot.

TurboBunny, while doped up, hit a sheep with her car during a run. (Likely the getaway, crashing the car and making the escape rather difficult.)
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« Reply #16 on: <05-23-13/1341:04> »
Clearly CanRay wants to provoke us into guessing what the sheep is about. It's working, I'll give it a shot.
THANK YOU!  +1 (Which I can't do on the forums any longer.).

Also, post padding while still being on topic.  ;D
TurboBunny, while doped up, hit a sheep with her car during a run. (Likely the getaway, crashing the car and making the escape rather difficult.)
Very good guess.  Wrong, but a very good guess!

They wouldn't have had to pay for the sheep if she just hit it.
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« Reply #17 on: <05-23-13/1425:14> »
The sheep was a drug mule who was targeted by a group of real mules because it was muscling in on their territory.  The mules wanted it alive to get information from it. However, TB in her altered frame of mind ate it thinking it was cotton candy.
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« Reply #18 on: <05-23-13/1511:28> »
The sheep was a drug mule who was targeted by a group of real mules because it was muscling in on their territory.  The mules wanted it alive to get information from it. However, TB in her altered frame of mind ate it thinking it was cotton candy.
Nope, but points for Shapechanging Mules!
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« Reply #19 on: <05-23-13/1931:43> »
Bio-engineered sheep, it was their job to extract, secure, and deliver said sheep. TB freaked out, and crashed the vehicle, and sheep wound up dead.
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« Reply #20 on: <05-23-13/1957:17> »
The sheep was the client and had paid to be extracted from a petting zoo because it was tired of getting bubble gum in its hair. Turbo Bunny was so messed up she thought the rocketship ride was the getaway vehicle. Leading the whole team to be captured, the sheep was killed in the preceding firefight and they had to pay for it plus admission to the park.
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« Reply #21 on: <05-23-13/2010:47> »
Bio-engineered sheep, it was their job to extract, secure, and deliver said sheep. TB freaked out, and crashed the vehicle, and sheep wound up dead.
Too easy.
The sheep was the client and had paid to be extracted from a petting zoo because it was tired of getting bubble gum in its hair. Turbo Bunny was so messed up she thought the rocketship ride was the getaway vehicle. Leading the whole team to be captured, the sheep was killed in the preceding firefight and they had to pay for it plus admission to the park.
Petting Zoos in Shadowrun are very, very lethal.  Also, Turbo turned her Tripchip while in traffic, so they were already away from wherever this happened.  Good guess, however.
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« Reply #22 on: <05-23-13/2024:45> »
The sheep was an emergent sheep that hired them to extract it from a petting zoo so it could go hook up with a flock of (metasapiant?) AI sheep.

It was a shapeshifting sheep that a failing textile factory was holding in a desperate attempt to harvest free wool.

Okay, a more serious answer they had already handed off the sheep to the Johnson, but the wronged party caught up with them and demanded restitution.
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« Reply #23 on: <05-23-13/2025:52> »
No, no, and no.  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: <05-23-13/2041:56> »
Question, do we have to guess what the sheep was, why it was important, how the runners got caught, or all of it?

A guard against lawn spirits?
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« Reply #25 on: <05-23-13/2106:35> »
Question, do we have to guess what the sheep was, why it was important, how the runners got caught, or all of it?

A guard against lawn spirits?
The sheep is a lesson, and not just for /dev/grrl/.

And, considering what I did to my group on The Magic Kingdom Job, that's a good guess, but no.
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« Reply #26 on: <05-24-13/0024:09> »
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« Reply #27 on: <05-24-13/1042:51> »
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