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The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants

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« on: (02:04:55/10-16-11) »
Add your most useless cyber implants.

1) corkscrew finger implant

2) Backup beeper

3) pop-out hands free cradle for a cellphone

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« Reply #1 on: (02:08:34/10-16-11) »
Cyberfeet odor-eaters.

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« Reply #2 on: (11:50:54/10-16-11) »
Actually, I can think of a large number of uses for that corkscrew that makes it very useful.
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« Reply #3 on: (12:48:40/10-16-11) »
The pedometer in your cyberleg(s)

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« Reply #4 on: (12:53:37/10-16-11) »
Integrated Holster for your roll of duct tape, Swiss Army knife, and paperclip.

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Oh, wait, that would be infinitely useful, never mind!
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« Reply #5 on: (13:02:48/10-16-11) »
Integrated Holster for your roll of duct tape, Swiss Army knife, and paperclip.

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Oh, wait, that would be infinitely useful, never mind!
You forgot the 550 cord, not to mention the baling wire and sealing wax. But yes.

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« Reply #6 on: (13:15:46/10-16-11) »
Integrated Holster for your roll of duct tape, Swiss Army knife, and paperclip.

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Oh, wait, that would be infinitely useful, never mind!
You forgot the 550 cord, not to mention the baling wire and sealing wax. But yes.

You also forgot the pack of gum... it is amazing with macgyver can do with a swiss army knife and a pack of juicy fruit...

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« Reply #8 on: (18:47:33/10-25-11) »
Popout roller skates and disco ball.

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« Reply #9 on: (04:14:07/10-26-11) »
Popout roller skates and disco ball.

Well, we already have the skates, so I guess you just mean the Disco Ball?

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« Reply #10 on: (10:26:42/10-26-11) »
Only if it's this artifact disco ball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWpC4M7mvs

Studio 54's disco ball... a writing tempest of sex, drugs, and disco!
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« Reply #11 on: (12:40:57/10-26-11) »
Only if it's this artifact disco ball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWpC4M7mvs

Studio 54's disco ball... a writing tempest of sex, drugs, and disco!
I can't decide if the refrigeration unit for your cargo compartment is useless or not. I'm sure, however, that the beer tap on it is something of a waste.