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aimlessfreak

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« Reply #30 on: (23:33:09/02-21-11) »
No way you cant trust the clown, no one would ever do a run with him he's crazy you know
But I didn't know he was a DRAGON!

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« Reply #31 on: (23:41:49/02-21-11) »
Yeah, folks keep saying that, yet he keeps getting included on deals because, well...

He's Crazy.  You tell him to do the most dangerous part of the plan without any clear plan, and he'll do it with a smile on his face!
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« Reply #32 on: (23:43:54/02-21-11) »
I think they only include him so he doesn't kill them for not letting him in
But i guess that might work, I know I still wouldn't run with him though
But I didn't know he was a DRAGON!

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« Reply #33 on: (00:32:08/02-22-11) »
You use the tools you have.

Hatchetman had to work with that guy that had the snake once, after all...  Jeeze, what a tool.
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« Reply #34 on: (00:34:31/02-22-11) »
Yeah and look what ended up happening to Hatchetman
But I didn't know he was a DRAGON!

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« Reply #35 on: (00:35:41/02-22-11) »
That's what happens in the end to anyone in the industry...  And wasn't the cause of that particular 'Run.

Eventually the bullets will find you.  It's usually the one with "To Whom It May Concern" written on it, BTW.
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« Reply #36 on: (00:36:50/02-22-11) »
You don't know that the guy with snake wasn't part of it
But I didn't know he was a DRAGON!

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« Reply #37 on: (00:38:45/02-22-11) »
Now I want to find that guy and shoot him.  A lot.

It's not so much that I want him dead, it's just that I don't want him to be alive any more.
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aimlessfreak

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« Reply #38 on: (00:42:47/02-22-11) »
I'm more then willing to help you out on that one.
But I didn't know he was a DRAGON!

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« Reply #39 on: (08:37:41/02-22-11) »
I don't get no respect.  So, money and valuables, nice and easy, if you'd be so kind.
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« Reply #40 on: (13:43:16/02-22-11) »
Problem is, being a comedian, even a bad one, people tend to remember and annonimity is a Runner's best friend. Unless you take a LOT of effort to conseal your identity, I would think it would be counterproductive. And what commedian DOSEN'T want to be known? Being known means more gigs, more money, etc. Not to mention you would need at least a SIN which means you are in the system...

Investigator #1: We managed to get some footage of the team that cracked the vault.

Investigator #2: Hey, I know that face, I saw him at the Laugh Riot 'couple nights ago. Kind of sucked.

Investigator #1: you sure, no one could be THAT stupid.

Investigator #2: Well, we don't have anything ELSE to go on...

Just saying  8)
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« Reply #41 on: (13:45:09/02-22-11) »
What about all the stripper 'Runners?

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Oh, right, sorry, no one is looking at their faces.

Thing is, "I know that one."  "How?"  "I could never forget a set of knockers like that.  And her ass..."  "TMI."
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« Reply #42 on: (14:02:39/02-22-11) »
'Runners have day jobs?  Since when?  Even pansy 1 day runs usually pay a month's rent. 

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« Reply #43 on: (14:07:48/02-22-11) »
More to life than 'Running.

One of the PCs in my group works as a doctor for "Sam's Surgery and Deli", a Shadow Clinic that works primarily on the patch and secure recovery (As opposed to cyber/bio-enhancement) and gets cameos in my stories.
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« Reply #44 on: (14:19:41/02-22-11) »
Ah, meatball medicine...and judging by the name, perhaps both!

heh, I can see it now:

Runner One: Ah, 'scuse me. Ah, can I get a couple trauma patches and a Ruben with extra cheese?

 ;D Sorry, I love that idea. And speaking of businesses, my buddy Jack will always have my thanks for an idea he gave me for my SR campaign setting. The place was a gentleman's club called "Platnum Trollgirls"...yeah, it's EXACTLY what you think it is. Because why should the smoothies have all the fun? Yeah, it is a bit...different, but that's the brillaiance of it. One of Jack's contacts was a club owner, and over time "PT" took on a life of it's own. His troll, Marv, became a fixture...much like Norm from Cheers, but with horns, a bad attitude, and a hand cannon.
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