7:05pm, 27 May, 2070 Grand Rapids, Michigan
"You ever worn a tuxedo before, kid?"
"No, Fisher, and I don't get why we are going to wear them now."
"Well, for starters you can rent 'em cheap, and since I can't drive around with every disguise in the world in my truck, its a nice way to change things up. But second a tux is a kind of uniform, and uniforms have a wonderful power -- people see 'em, classify you, and stop thinking about you. Well, most do, the dangerous ones won't."
Preston thought about it for a moment, then shook his head "That doesn't make sense. A uniform that is out of place is really going to stand out."
Fisher nodded "Exactly. And what will people remember? 'A construction worker standing outside the bank, looking impatient' or 'two guys looking like they were dressed for a wedding or fancy party, drinking their sorrows in a dive bar.' The stories almost write themselves. And none of those stories are going to have 'Bounty hunter' as the main character."
"I don't know, anyway, I don't know how to tie a bowtie."
"Don't worry, for what we paid, the ties and cummberbunds are clip on. Which is what we want, don't want to look too rich."
"Do I have to pay for my own rental out of my stipend?"
"Nah, this one's on me. I need you to make me blend in better, so I've got it covered. When we go into the bar, remember, let me do all the talking."
"I know: you drive, you talk, you use the chainsaw."
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11:17pm, 27 May, 2070 Grand Rapids, Michigan
Preston and Fisher had seen the dwarf put down enough beer to float a good sized boat, but she'd still picked up on their move in time to make it into her brand new two-seater.
"Get out of my way you damn monkeys, or I'll run you down."
"Here you go, Fisher." Preston came running back from the truck with Fisher's monofilament chainsaw. The older man fired it up with a ear-stabbing roar. Over the noise he yelled back at the dwarf "Give it up Maybelle -- I'll open up that thing like a pack of tofu, and drag you out. Or spare the car and give up now."
"You're crazy, I can make this baby dance around you like you were from 2050."
Fisher took a step toward the car as he revved the chainsaw. "You sure you want to chance it? I'm quicker than you think."
The car started sidling backwards, Fisher moved to keep the gap constant, keeping the chainsaw loud enough to drown out the yelling of their target.
The car suddenly stopped. Fisher let the chainsaw swing loose in his right hand while his left hand had made a Remington Roomsweeper appear from somewhere. "Nice job on shutting down the car, kid. Got it unlocked, too?"
"Of course! Ran a few scripts on it and it opened up like a crocus in Spring. But, uh, you weren't really going to try and stop the car with a chainsaw?"
"Naw, I just wanted to fix her attention while you hacked the thing in the matrix sense of the word. Chainsaws make a great distraction."
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6 June, 2075, Seattle
"I have worn a 'tuxedo' before, but it was a cheap rental with clip on tie and stuff. I'm sure I'll need help with this one."
After a moment of thought, Preston adds "Wearing this one will hopefully be an entirely different experience."