The special on tonight's menu here at the Ghoul's Delight is raw trorkarf; a de-boned dwarf, stuffed in a de-boned ork, stuffed in a de-boned and dermaly-cleansed troll, with a sage-bacon and cornbread stuffing. There is a 1000¥ handling charge if you wish for one of the three to still be alive, and boned of course, with no guarantees that the ork or troll will survive long. If you need more time to decide, I understand. Would you like a bowl of elf ears in the meantime?
