Now, at this point we need to point out that we are well aware of today’s date, which means people might take this post with a troll-sized grain of salt. We completely understand how that would be the case. All we can do is share a preview card our crack staff recently put together, and present it to you this way—either the Character Card presented here is completely genuine, or this announcement is. We’ll let you make the call as to which you think is real.
Feel free to keep any karma you earned illicitly, it's on us.
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.
But the rest... Yeah, pretty much. ESPECIALLY the smug son of a slitch part.
Did I mention that I have earned that on multiple occasions? By your expressions, yes, I probably should have. I presume I can count on your votes for this years awards ceremony, then. I'm sure there's time to rent appropriate attire -- don't forget the footwear.
Because there's not much more annoying than smug sincerity, except-- wait, like runners can't buy their own fraggin' shoes?