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Title: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: Xabulba on <10-16-11/0204:55>
Add your most useless cyber implants.

1) corkscrew finger implant

2) Backup beeper

3) pop-out hands free cradle for a cellphone
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: Phylos Fett on <10-16-11/0208:34>
Cyberfeet odor-eaters.
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: CanRay on <10-16-11/1150:54>
Actually, I can think of a large number of uses for that corkscrew that makes it very useful.
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: kirk on <10-16-11/1248:40>
The pedometer in your cyberleg(s)
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: CanRay on <10-16-11/1253:37>
Integrated Holster for your roll of duct tape, Swiss Army knife, and paperclip.

...

Oh, wait, that would be infinitely useful, never mind!
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: kirk on <10-16-11/1302:48>
Integrated Holster for your roll of duct tape, Swiss Army knife, and paperclip.

...

Oh, wait, that would be infinitely useful, never mind!
You forgot the 550 cord, not to mention the baling wire and sealing wax. But yes.
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: Deliverator on <10-16-11/1315:46>
Integrated Holster for your roll of duct tape, Swiss Army knife, and paperclip.

...

Oh, wait, that would be infinitely useful, never mind!
You forgot the 550 cord, not to mention the baling wire and sealing wax. But yes.

You also forgot the pack of gum... it is amazing with macgyver can do with a swiss army knife and a pack of juicy fruit...
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: KarmaInferno on <10-17-11/1651:45>
The Macgyver Multi-tool? (http://www.engadget.com/2007/07/18/the-macgyver-multitool/)



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Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: Xabulba on <10-25-11/1847:33>
Popout roller skates and disco ball.
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: Phylos Fett on <10-26-11/0414:07>
Popout roller skates and disco ball.

Well, we already have the skates, so I guess you just mean the Disco Ball?
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: Valashar on <10-26-11/1026:42>
Only if it's this artifact disco ball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWpC4M7mvs

Studio 54's disco ball... a writing tempest of sex, drugs, and disco!
Title: Re: The hundred and one most useless cyberware implants
Post by: kirk on <10-26-11/1240:57>
Only if it's this artifact disco ball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWpC4M7mvs

Studio 54's disco ball... a writing tempest of sex, drugs, and disco!
I can't decide if the refrigeration unit for your cargo compartment is useless or not. I'm sure, however, that the beer tap on it is something of a waste.