That gave me a chuckle. Visions of Leonidas- "SPARTANS! KICK HIM IN THE WELL! HE IS OUT OF CANNON." Spartans-"Dude, we are standing RIGHT behind you, you don't have to shout so much!"
"Well, if the BOOM MIC GUY KNEW HIS JOB... I wouldn't have to shout. I need a mineral water, and I'll be in my trailer!"