Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?

« **Reply #15 on:** <11-19-18/1833:23> »

What is a Runner's least favorite holiday?

Halloween.

Edit: first joke was bad in not making sense.

« **Reply #16 on:** <11-20-18/0045:50> »

What do Chicago and your commlink have in common? Both are bugged.

XD XD XD

« **Reply #17 on:** <11-20-18/0914:14> »

What's a hacker's least favorite rap song?

IC IC Tar Baby

« **Reply #18 on:** <11-27-18/1716:26> »

If purchasing something is going to cost you an arm and a leg, have MacCallister get it for you. It will only cost him an arm. #bullisgiongtokillme

« **Reply #19 on:** <12-13-18/2257:18> »

...oldie

Three Trolls walk into a bar.

Barkeep yells, "Hey, who's going to pay for that wall".

« **Reply #20 on:** <12-14-18/0055:57> »

« **Reply #21 on:** <12-14-18/1632:04> »

Three trolls walk into a bar. The fourth does, too, because he can't duck underneath it.

« **Reply #22 on:** <12-17-18/0647:06> »

Metahumanity’s greatest threat is Homo sapiens

« **Reply #23 on:** <12-31-18/0654:10> »

Pfff, everyone knows it's homo homo sapiens.

« **Reply #24 on:** <12-31-18/0820:06> »

Actually humans are Homo sapiens sapiens, all of metahumanity is Homo sapiens, but the third name changes

Falling Point