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Title: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Michael Chandra on <10-21-18/1759:44>: Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

8)
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: PiXeL01 on <10-22-18/1018:55>: Heard the one about the dragon and the cup?

No one does and lives ...
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Sphinx on <10-22-18/1116:24>: A human, an elf, and an ork walk into a bar. The dwarf laughs.
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Longshot23 on <10-22-18/1156:26>: Quote from: Michael Chandra on <10-21-18/1759:44>
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . . ::)
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Reaver on <10-22-18/1203:31>: Quote from: Longshot23 on <10-22-18/1156:26>
Quote from: Michael Chandra on <10-21-18/1759:44>
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . . ::)

Todd, is that you?!?!?

:P
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Jack_Spade on <10-22-18/1315:25>: Two Lonestar cops pull a dead ork out of the river, a heavy chain wound around him.
Says the one cop to the other: "Typical. Those orks always steel more than they can carry..."
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Longshot23 on <10-22-18/2256:45>: Quote from: Reaver on <10-22-18/1203:31>
Quote from: Longshot23 on <10-22-18/1156:26>
Quote from: Michael Chandra on <10-21-18/1759:44>
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . . ::)

Todd, is that you?!?!?

:P

No . . .
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: 忍 on <10-23-18/0411:23>: What keeps young deckers up at night?

Sheep.
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: PiXeL01 on <10-23-18/0507:55>: Do AIs count electronic sheep?
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: 忍 on <10-23-18/1718:38>: Hopefully not
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Michael Chandra on <11-19-18/0248:50>: Oooh, oooh, this one I just thought of! (And works even better for D&D Druids).

Q: Why do shapechangers always have a hangover?

A: Because they're party animals!
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: 忍 on <11-19-18/1602:01>: "Carlos! "
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: tequila on <11-19-18/1721:01>: What do Chicago and your commlink have in common? Both are bugged.
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: PiXeL01 on <11-19-18/1731:42>: What did Mr Johnson say to the hacker?

...

Don’t get IC’d
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: PiXeL01 on <11-19-18/1734:46>: Why do hackers like to live in warm countries?

...

Less IC to worry about
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Nebulous on <11-19-18/1833:23>: What is a Runner's least favorite holiday?

Halloween.

Edit: first joke was bad in not making sense.
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Michael Chandra on <11-20-18/0045:50>: Quote from: tequila on <11-19-18/1721:01>
What do Chicago and your commlink have in common? Both are bugged.
XD XD XD
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: tequila on <11-20-18/0914:14>: What's a hacker's least favorite rap song?

IC IC Tar Baby
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: tequila on <11-27-18/1716:26>: If purchasing something is going to cost you an arm and a leg, have MacCallister get it for you. It will only cost him an arm. #bullisgiongtokillme
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: kyoto kid on <12-13-18/2257:18>: ...oldie

Three Trolls walk into a bar.

Barkeep yells, "Hey, who's going to pay for that wall".
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Michael Chandra on <12-14-18/0055:57>: :o ;D
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: tequila on <12-14-18/1632:04>: Three trolls walk into a bar. The fourth does, too, because he can't duck underneath it.
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: PiXeL01 on <12-17-18/0647:06>: Metahumanity’s greatest threat is Homo sapiens
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: Michael Chandra on <12-31-18/0654:10>: Pfff, everyone knows it's homo homo sapiens.
Title: Re: Anyone got bad Shadowrun jokes?
Post by: PiXeL01 on <12-31-18/0820:06>: Actually humans are Homo sapiens sapiens, all of metahumanity is Homo sapiens, but the third name changes