Dear Loyal Customers,
We here at Ares Macrotechnology would like to remind you all that the integrated underbarrel micro-grenade launcher installed on the celebrated Ares Alpha is at the bleeding edge of technology.
As for the Ares Antioch, we here at Ares Macrotechnology would like to thank MijRai, who stated that the Antioch was "Basically, a revolver on steroids."
We here at Ares Macrotechnology agree wholeheartedly.
To show our gratitude, we here at Ares Macrotechnology would like to send one (1) Ares Antioch, brand new, and thirty two (32) non-lethal smoke grenades, in an array of different colors, to your current place of residence.
We here at Ares Macrotechnology hope you enjoy this gift
-Damian Knight, CEO and President of Ares Macrotechnology