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Title: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-21-13/2220:34>
Oh, no, sorry, wrong sheep. (http://youtu.be/t1LwrFcyDqI)  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Mystalya on <05-21-13/2221:42>
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the cool points for Black Lagoon <33333333
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Neurosis on <05-21-13/2222:05>
STOP SHOUTING! YOU'RE SHOUTING! GOOD HEAVENS!  :'(
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Mystalya on <05-21-13/2223:05>
sorry ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-21-13/2230:09>
WHAT CAN I SAY??? (http://youtu.be/xqf0vkyYfGA)  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <05-22-13/0212:54>
Points for referencing the very cool series Black Lagoon, but I'm going to have to take them back until I get more data on the sheep. Just saying.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: AndyNakamura on <05-22-13/1004:52>
I actually statted Revy as a gun adept some time earlier. Because I had nothing better to do. Anyone interested?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Ariketh on <05-22-13/1232:17>
Points for referencing the very cool series Black Lagoon, but I'm going to have to take them back until I get more data on the sheep. Just saying.

Maybe the sheep stole the entire series?

-Ariketh
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Sichr on <05-22-13/1241:29>
Sounds like teenrage rock for kids. Well the video is damn good. Thanx for heads up...
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: SpiderWord on <05-22-13/1322:25>
Oh, no, sorry, wrong sheep. (http://youtu.be/t1LwrFcyDqI)  ;D

You are a bad person Mr CanRay.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-22-13/1349:43>
Oh, no, sorry, wrong sheep. (http://youtu.be/t1LwrFcyDqI)  ;D
You are a bad person Mr CanRay.
Just figuring that out now?   :P
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-22-13/1502:06>
OK, OK, here is the sheep, really... (http://youtu.be/ItEA3Tno3bs)

Oh, wait...
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Sichr on <05-22-13/1519:43>
58 to go. I see ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <05-22-13/2041:52>
OK, OK, here is the sheep, really... (http://youtu.be/ItEA3Tno3bs)

Oh, wait...

Anderson Cooper is the sheep? Ah, it all makes so much sense now!  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-22-13/2140:34>
WHAT CAN I SAY??? (http://youtu.be/xqf0vkyYfGA)  ;D
I forgive you a little bit for linking a Voltaire song. However the tease of this and the unanswered questions from Burn are still not forgotten.

Edit- I was really excited too.
Edit 2- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxnw8WL906I
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Michael Chandra on <05-23-13/0602:40>
Clearly CanRay wants to provoke us into guessing what the sheep is about. It's working, I'll give it a shot.

TurboBunny, while doped up, hit a sheep with her car during a run. (Likely the getaway, crashing the car and making the escape rather difficult.)
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-23-13/1341:04>
Clearly CanRay wants to provoke us into guessing what the sheep is about. It's working, I'll give it a shot.
THANK YOU!  +1 (Which I can't do on the forums any longer.).

Also, post padding while still being on topic.  ;D
TurboBunny, while doped up, hit a sheep with her car during a run. (Likely the getaway, crashing the car and making the escape rather difficult.)
Very good guess.  Wrong, but a very good guess!

They wouldn't have had to pay for the sheep if she just hit it.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-23-13/1425:14>
The sheep was a drug mule who was targeted by a group of real mules because it was muscling in on their territory.  The mules wanted it alive to get information from it. However, TB in her altered frame of mind ate it thinking it was cotton candy.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-23-13/1511:28>
The sheep was a drug mule who was targeted by a group of real mules because it was muscling in on their territory.  The mules wanted it alive to get information from it. However, TB in her altered frame of mind ate it thinking it was cotton candy.
Nope, but points for Shapechanging Mules!
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Lacynth40 on <05-23-13/1931:43>
Bio-engineered sheep, it was their job to extract, secure, and deliver said sheep. TB freaked out, and crashed the vehicle, and sheep wound up dead.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-23-13/1957:17>
The sheep was the client and had paid to be extracted from a petting zoo because it was tired of getting bubble gum in its hair. Turbo Bunny was so messed up she thought the rocketship ride was the getaway vehicle. Leading the whole team to be captured, the sheep was killed in the preceding firefight and they had to pay for it plus admission to the park.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-23-13/2010:47>
Bio-engineered sheep, it was their job to extract, secure, and deliver said sheep. TB freaked out, and crashed the vehicle, and sheep wound up dead.
Too easy.
The sheep was the client and had paid to be extracted from a petting zoo because it was tired of getting bubble gum in its hair. Turbo Bunny was so messed up she thought the rocketship ride was the getaway vehicle. Leading the whole team to be captured, the sheep was killed in the preceding firefight and they had to pay for it plus admission to the park.
Petting Zoos in Shadowrun are very, very lethal.  Also, Turbo turned her Tripchip while in traffic, so they were already away from wherever this happened.  Good guess, however.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-23-13/2024:45>
The sheep was an emergent sheep that hired them to extract it from a petting zoo so it could go hook up with a flock of (metasapiant?) AI sheep.

It was a shapeshifting sheep that a failing textile factory was holding in a desperate attempt to harvest free wool.

Okay, a more serious answer they had already handed off the sheep to the Johnson, but the wronged party caught up with them and demanded restitution.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-23-13/2025:52>
No, no, and no.  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-23-13/2041:56>
Question, do we have to guess what the sheep was, why it was important, how the runners got caught, or all of it?

A guard against lawn spirits?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-23-13/2106:35>
Question, do we have to guess what the sheep was, why it was important, how the runners got caught, or all of it?

A guard against lawn spirits?
The sheep is a lesson, and not just for /dev/grrl/.

And, considering what I did to my group on The Magic Kingdom Job, that's a good guess, but no.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-24-13/0024:09>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5OubSeb-U
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-24-13/1042:51>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5OubSeb-U
No, that would be Damien Knight.  :P
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-24-13/2213:30>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTaK2RDxNA&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-24-13/2303:45>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTaK2RDxNA&feature=player_embedded
Great, now I'm homesick.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-25-13/1224:45>
You're a highlander?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-25-13/1239:40>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Mirikon on <05-25-13/1447:06>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-25-13/1659:34>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
My Hispanic buddy from Chile has upgraded from a knife to a Katana because he was feeling culturally insufficient!  (And I can say this because it's his joke.).
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Angelone on <05-25-13/2221:44>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Black on <05-25-13/2225:43>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
???
People carry knives?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: AndyNakamura on <05-26-13/0019:01>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
???
People carry knives?

Hey, multitools are darn good useful in my profession.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-26-13/0035:54>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
???
People carry knives?
Don't know many Spaniards/Hispanics, do you?  ;)
Hey, multitools are darn good useful in my profession.
Mine too.  I carried two when I was a field tech.  (Fuse-Style Leatherman and a Swiss Army Knife of unknown model.).
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Black on <05-26-13/0058:27>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
???
People carry knives?
Don't know many Spaniards/Hispanics, do you?  ;)
Hey, multitools are darn good useful in my profession.
Mine too.  I carried two when I was a field tech.  (Fuse-Style Leatherman and a Swiss Army Knife of unknown model.).
And Canray has hit 10,000!!!!
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Sichr on <05-26-13/0429:18>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ2DVQxdZLI
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <05-26-13/0447:41>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ2DVQxdZLI

So Canray is now the One Ring? Sauron? The doom that hangs over the world?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Sichr on <05-26-13/0459:54>
More like Duke Nukem than Doom IMO
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-26-13/1344:53>
So Canray is now the One Ring? Sauron? The doom that hangs over the world?
I'd be the exception that one cannot simply walk into Moria.  I'd damned well STRUT my way into the place.
More like Duke Nukem than Doom IMO
...

...

...

I can't argue that.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: AndyNakamura on <05-26-13/2227:36>
Hey, multitools are darn good useful in my profession.
Mine too.  I carried two when I was a field tech.  (Fuse-Style Leatherman and a Swiss Army Knife of unknown model.).

One of us. One of us.

Mine's a Gerber Suspension, plus a Suspension Mini, plus a Tool Kit (Hardware).
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <06-02-13/2350:55>
This isn't what happened to the sheep either. (https://9gag.com/gag/a2NERGY)
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <06-03-13/0049:40>
This isn't what happened to the sheep either. (https://9gag.com/gag/a2NERGY)

Ok, that's officially one guy you don't want to mess with!
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <06-03-13/1228:56>
This isn't what happened to the sheep either. (https://9gag.com/gag/a2NERGY)
Ok, that's officially one guy you don't want to mess with!
Bets on him Goblinizing as a Troll?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Michael Chandra on <06-03-13/1233:06>
Don't be silly, that's clearly a Dwarf.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <06-03-13/1953:39>
I'm thinking Ork, actually. He just has that look about him.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <07-13-13/2319:03>
What, no more guesses?  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <07-14-13/0016:42>
I'm guessing the sheep was a lesson: It was something added in to the story to make Turbo (and /dev/grrl) wonder, guess, and (in Turbo's case) worry. Either that or 'the sheep' wasn't an actual sheep, but a metaphor for something else (such as she got civilians hurt).
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <07-14-13/1242:28>
Ooooooooooooo, very close!  The lesson for /dev/ is very true!

As for Turbo, no.  There was an actual sheep she had to pay for when all was said and done.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Icy on <07-14-13/1540:35>
Bull makes it pretty clear what the lesson is: It is your job as a shadowrunner to not ask questions. Also, learning stuff you're not supposed to know can get you in serious problems.

Does that mean that we are all doing it wrong by guessing around? The sheep isn't our business after all.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <07-14-13/1632:42>
Bull makes it pretty clear what the lesson is: It is your job as a shadowrunner to not ask questions. Also, learning stuff you're not supposed to know can get you in serious problems.

Does that mean that we are all doing it wrong by guessing around? The sheep isn't our business after all.
Excellent!  That's the In-Universe lesson!  Right there in text.  ;D

Now...  What's the lesson for THE FORUMITES?  Show your work.  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <07-14-13/2250:44>

Now...  What's the lesson for THE FORUMITES?  Show your work.  ;D

Don't worry, be happy?  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <07-15-13/0013:45>
Now...  What's the lesson for THE FORUMITES?  Show your work.  ;D
Don't worry, be happy?  ;D
I know better than to try and tell The Internet that.  ;)
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <07-21-13/1752:43>
Just to let you folks know, I'm working on the 5th Edition version of the sheep.  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: GiraffeShaman on <07-21-13/1759:35>
Quote
Just to let you folks know, I'm working on the 5th Edition version of the sheep. 


With shearing limits?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Dinendae on <07-21-13/2331:33>
Is the sheep augmented, or awakened?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <08-27-13/2253:02>
Sorry folks, someone figured out The Sheep! (http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=38611&view=findpost&p=1257829)
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Silence on <08-27-13/2312:38>
Now you guys have me wanting to do a pirates game in Shadowrun.....
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <08-27-13/2323:10>
Watch out for Kane, he has called dibs on lots of hunting grounds.  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Silence on <08-27-13/2325:10>
Are you kidding?  I'd rather work for him.  That keeps the heat focused on him, and off me.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Sendaz on <08-28-13/0523:06>
Kane could have another show 'The Pirate Apprentice' :P
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: PittsburghRPGA on <08-28-13/0856:36>
People normally don't carry knives?
??? People carry knives?
Don't know many Spaniards/Hispanics, do you?  ;)

I was going to say, Don't know many Boyscouts do you?
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Sendaz on <08-28-13/0914:45>
People normally don't carry knives?
??? People carry knives?
Don't know many Spaniards/Hispanics, do you?  ;)

I was going to say, Don't know many Boyscouts do you?
I hear the Club Scouts prefer blunt weapons ;)
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Silence on <08-28-13/0918:06>
Or rednecks.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: NWMike on <08-29-13/0021:14>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug&list=FLuG3gL5j0ceGrIpRGbcIUXg&index=16
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <05-15-19/1812:47>
Narcopost powers, awaken!!!   ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Shinobi Killfist on <05-15-19/1855:17>
Now you guys have me wanting to do a pirates game in Shadowrun.....
i always thought their should be a pirate totem. Astral quests would be ripped from one piece.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Singularity on <05-15-19/2324:19>
Narcopost powers, awaken!!!   ;D

Shouldn't that be "Necropost powers, awaken!!!"?  ???

Oh, wait...you write the addiction thingy in 4th, correct? Never mind, as you were....  ;D
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Hephaestus on <05-17-19/2244:34>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
???
People carry knives?

You never know when there will be cake...
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Michael Chandra on <05-18-19/0330:27>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
???
People carry knives?

You never know when there will be cake...
Also, you never know when you need to make a phonecall! =D (Remember, in SR5 Survival Knives include a phone.)
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Singularity on <05-18-19/1121:11>
You're a highlander?
No, I grew up in the closest thing to a ghetto you can get in Northern Ontario.
Is it true that even the moose population carries knives up there?
People normally don't carry knives?
???
People carry knives?

You never know when there will be cake...
Also, you never know when you need to make a phonecall! =D (Remember, in SR5 Survival Knives include a phone.)

Is it a satellite phone? Because otherwise being out of cell service wouldn't really help in a survival situation. Just saying! :P
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Michael Chandra on <05-18-19/1142:59>
It's a wireless bonus so unless Noise is below 3 you're out of luck.  :P
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: Shinobi Killfist on <05-18-19/1205:50>
It's a wireless bonus so unless Noise is below 3 you're out of luck.  :P

Luckily I have a noise cancelling tent.
Title: Re: FINE!!! Here it is, THE FRAGGING SHEEP!
Post by: CanRay on <12-02-20/1159:52>
Look, if anyone ever asks me about The Sheep again, this is the damned answer! (http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3600/fc03522.png)