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beowulf_of_wa

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  • just say no to rotary assault cannons and bubba.
« Reply #15 on: <08-09-11/1716:05> »
+1 to you,
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« Reply #16 on: <08-09-11/1718:34> »
As per the RULES?
Totally Viable . .
Silly. But nowhere nearly as awesome as a Troll firing TWO PAC's with one in each hand . .
How about having a Panther Assault Cannon with an Underbelly Panther Assault Cannon, and you have the world's most dangerous Over-Under "Shotgun"?

Perfect for the Redneck Troll from the CAS!
Dude, don't go giving me such ideas . . My GMs(yes, plural, i have 2 of them) hate my combat monsters enough allready ^^
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« Reply #17 on: <08-09-11/1837:16> »
How would that Panther Cozy look like?

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« Reply #18 on: <08-09-11/1944:22> »
Redneck Troll:  Dem guud eatin'.  Feed fambly a' fur.
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« Reply #19 on: <08-09-11/2227:48> »
I am now working on a Redneck Troll from the Deep CAS for my next character. Muahahaha!!!! His little brother back home plays a mean banjo...
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« Reply #20 on: <08-09-11/2235:43> »
Don't forget the spittoon with a welded on handle for his spittin' cup.  :P
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« Reply #21 on: <08-09-11/2326:05> »
You've also got to get him a slingblade. Uh huh.
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« Reply #22 on: <08-09-11/2328:17> »
What would a troll-sized Banjo be?

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Oh $Deity, my brain!!!  The kid from Deliverance as a Troll!
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« Reply #23 on: <08-10-11/0008:27> »
He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
Carpe Noctem (seize the night)
Carpe per Diem (seize the pay), Carpe Dentum (seize the teeth), Carpe Denim (seize the pants)
Carpe Panem (seize the bread/capital)

no, i won't "just get over it."

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« Reply #24 on: <08-10-11/0648:38> »
A cello?

We already have Bubba a Deliverance troll shouldn't be too much of a stretch.
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« Reply #25 on: <08-10-11/1227:54> »
Bubba The Love Troll's Redneck brother, Bubba-Joe-Bob?
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« Reply #26 on: <08-10-11/1858:07> »
Or Darryl and his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl.

"A group of them! It's the end of times!"

What would a group of redneck trolls be called anyway?
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« Reply #27 on: <08-10-11/1859:24> »
Brother/Father/Son/Uncle/Nephew. Probably more than two at once too . .
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« Reply #28 on: <08-10-11/2139:11> »
His name is Odysseus (his momma was one a them Readers...), but he prefers to go by Odd. He can at least spell that. And no, his little brother ain't no albino cripple gigglin' and playing the banjo, he just happens to be good with music. Got that from momma. Odd got his daddy's size and temperament. And he had his brother stitch together a couple of assault cannons for him, smartlinked both of them together, and wired the triggers together when they got made triggerless. Means he only has to think (REALLY HARD) at his guns to get 'em to fire. One at a time, or double-barreled goodness. Firing both barrels at a gov'rnment varmint usually hurts like hell though, even for him...
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« Reply #29 on: <08-11-11/0116:44> »
"Ah winged da Census Mahn!"  "That's a good boy."
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