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Title: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: The_Gun_Nut on <01-04-11/1438:34>: OK, this is hilarious. Kung Fu Bear is waaaay better than ninja kitty any day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Dead Monky on <01-04-11/1445:33>: We're doomed people, doomed. The bears are mastering our martial arts. Once they learn to use our jets, chainsaws, and machineguns the war will begin. Flee while you can.

EDIT
Fixed me typos. Arrr.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Mystic on <01-04-11/2009:44>: Training video for the animal conspiracy...Tim Badore was right! Homo Sapians of the world UNITE or be ground under the boot...er hooves..whatver of fuzzy tyrany! Hey wait, who are these guys in white coats??? I knew it, you're with them you animal quizzlings!!!!

ACK!!!!!

..................
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Usda Beph on <01-05-11/0844:53>: But why is a Chinese Bear in a Japanese Zoo?
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: The_Gun_Nut on <01-05-11/0849:48>: To throw us off the scent!
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Usda Beph on <01-07-11/0925:28>: Quote from: The_Gun_Nut on <01-05-11/0849:48>
To throw us off the scent!
Good point! ;) 8)
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Dead Monky on <01-07-11/1838:02>: Those damn, sneaky bears. I say we counterattack with sharks. Everyone knows sharks and bears are natural enemies.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: FastJack on <01-07-11/1915:58>: No sharks. I have ... issues with sharks.

Bad enough the Doctor Who Christmas special had flying sharks...
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Dead Monky on <01-07-11/1928:37>: While searching for "jetpack shark" with Google Image, I found this:

(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk66/benlewhe/Funny%20Pics/1209532880249.jpg)

Now THAT is freaking awesome.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: FastJack on <01-07-11/2004:00>: ACK! Kill it! Kill it!
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Usda Beph on <01-10-11/0849:18>: Quote from: FastJack on <01-07-11/2004:00>
ACK! Kill it! Kill it!
It's already Ded Jim!

Laser ZOMBIE Shark!
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Outrider45 on <01-10-11/1840:43>: Quote from: FastJack on <01-07-11/1915:58>
No sharks. I have ... issues with sharks.
I'm afraid to ask...why sharks FastJack? Anyways sharks are nowhere near as horrifing as moose.

Fraggin' Moose and that moose song...
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: FastJack on <01-10-11/2129:47>: I know it has something to do with watching Jaws once too often when I was younger.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: PeterSmith on <01-10-11/2227:14>: Quote from: FastJack on <01-10-11/2129:47>
I know it has something to do with watching Jaws once too often when I was younger.

Jaws did nothing to scare me as a kid. Not when my father looked like Matt Hooper, enough that people in the theater would point to my dad then point to Richard Dreyfuss on screen.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: FastJack on <01-10-11/2353:38>: I don't know, sharks are just that one thing that gets under my skin...
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: The_Gun_Nut on <01-11-11/0011:01>: Specifically, their teeth.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: PeterSmith on <01-11-11/0900:17>: Quote from: FastJack on <01-10-11/2353:38>
I don't know, sharks are just that one thing that gets under my skin...

Probably don't want to go diving with me then. I like to follow them.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: FastJack on <01-11-11/1109:16>: Quote from: PeterSmith on <01-11-11/0900:17>
Quote from: FastJack on <01-10-11/2353:38>
I don't know, sharks are just that one thing that gets under my skin...

Probably don't want to go diving with me then. I like to follow them.
Yeah... No.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Morg on <01-11-11/1212:39>: Don't worry I got him!

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Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Dead Monky on <01-11-11/1255:26>: :D That picture is awesome. That'll be Jack once his fear morphs into hate.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: KarmaInferno on <01-11-11/1353:29>: Quote from: FastJack on <01-10-11/2353:38>
I don't know, sharks are just that one thing that gets under my skin...
Hey! That's an idea! Flesh burrowing nano-sharks! In the water supply!

-k
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Kot on <01-12-11/0801:05>: FJ, you should worry. Didn't you know sharks are covered with teeth? All over their body. :)
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: FastJack on <01-12-11/0823:44>: What's up with sharks being outside water anyway? First it was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, then it was Sharktopus (guess the fight led to other ... things) and then in the latest Doctor Who Christmas special, the sharks fly around at night!

I mean, WTH? :P
Title: Re: Kung Fu Bear
Post by: Dead Monky on <01-12-11/1420:44>: Because sharks is awesome. Duh.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:pxze-AdON_dIXM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/flying_shark_attack.jpg&t=1)