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« on: <10-21-18/1759:44> »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

 8)
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« Reply #1 on: <10-22-18/1018:55> »
Heard the one about the dragon and the cup?

No one does and lives ...
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?

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« Reply #2 on: <10-22-18/1116:24> »
A human, an elf, and an ork walk into a bar. The dwarf laughs.

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« Reply #3 on: <10-22-18/1156:26> »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

 8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . .  ::)

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« Reply #4 on: <10-22-18/1203:31> »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

 8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . .  ::)


Todd, is that you?!?!?

:P
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« Reply #5 on: <10-22-18/1315:25> »
Two Lonestar cops pull a dead ork out of the river, a heavy chain wound around him.
Says the one cop to the other: "Typical. Those orks always steel more than they can carry..."
talk think matrix

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« Reply #6 on: <10-22-18/2256:45> »
Here's one:

Why is Ares constantly failing to get a Matrix division going?

Too many bugs.

 8)

They're not bugs, they're features . . .  ::)


Todd, is that you?!?!?

:P

No . . .

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« Reply #7 on: <10-23-18/0411:23> »
What keeps young deckers up at night?

Sheep.

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« Reply #8 on: <10-23-18/0507:55> »
Do AIs count electronic sheep?
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?

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« Reply #9 on: <10-23-18/1718:38> »
Hopefully not

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« Reply #10 on: <11-19-18/0248:50> »
Oooh, oooh, this one I just thought of! (And works even better for D&D Druids).

Q: Why do shapechangers always have a hangover?

A: Because they're party animals!
How am I not part of the forum?? O_O I am both active and angry!

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« Reply #11 on: <11-19-18/1602:01> »
"Carlos! "

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« Reply #12 on: <11-19-18/1721:01> »
What do Chicago and your commlink have in common? Both are bugged.
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#thistasergoesto11

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« Reply #13 on: <11-19-18/1731:42> »
What did Mr Johnson say to the hacker?

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Don’t get IC’d
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« Reply #14 on: <11-19-18/1734:46> »
Why do hackers like to live in warm countries?

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Less IC to worry about
If Tom Brady’s a Spike Baby, what does that make Brees and Rodgers?