I confess, I nearly wrote him up for the Home Edition for April 1st. It would have been one of the younger members (Either Dev/Grrl or, far more likely, Slamm-o!) doing it up, probably to win a bet (Dev vs Kane, or Slam vs Bull) ... and it would have been awful. And others would log in with "Chuck Norris" level stuff the whole time. (Fastjack once derezzed an AI just for compiling too loud. Fastjack once hacked into the Fuchi mainframe on a pocket calculator. I once saw a decker that met Fastjack get so scared that he Black Hammered HIMSELF while apologizing!) Would probably have ended with Fastjack logging in after waking up in the morning, grumbling that it's too early for this, and have it deleting itself while he went to go make some coffee.