Whistled up my Posse (OK, the one guy that's outright said he's willing to help with Demos), and he came up with some damned good ideas for additional options available:
HMHVV-Infected Michael Jackson (in the Thriller outfit, of course): Toxic Pornomancer?
George Thorogood (Which position? Fixer, while drinking his bourbon, scotch, and beer?)
Freddy Mercury: Pornomancer
And, the ULTIMATE Mr. Johnson: Morgan Freeman
I'm also going to add Troll Samuel L. Jackson and Dwarf Bruce Willis: Street Samurai and/or Muscle.