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RowanTheFox

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« on: <02-02-17/1713:33> »
Who else wants to see Dunkie plushies? I'd buy two for my nieces.
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« Reply #1 on: <02-02-17/1842:44> »
My idea for a product is a book for technomancers...

Plushies for Shadowrun?  I'd want a horrible bug spirit plushie, or maybe one of Harlequin looking smug.
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Jeeze.  It would almost sound stupid until you realize we're talking about an immortal elf clown sword fighting a dragon ghost in a mall.

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« Reply #2 on: <02-02-17/2028:02> »
Drone plushies? Hellhounds maybe? :)

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« Reply #3 on: <02-02-17/2229:18> »
1:6 scale action figures with attached game rules.
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« Reply #4 on: <02-03-17/0542:19> »
1:6 scale action figures with attached game rules.
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Are you some kind of digital hedge-mage, or a tasty computer sandwich?
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Jeeze.  It would almost sound stupid until you realize we're talking about an immortal elf clown sword fighting a dragon ghost in a mall.

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« Reply #5 on: <02-03-17/1233:16> »
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« Reply #6 on: <02-05-17/0549:17> »
Who else wants to see Dunkie plushies? I'd buy two for my nieces.

If Dunkie plushies become a thing, then Loffy plushies have to follow, just so life imitates art . . .

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« Reply #7 on: <02-05-17/1513:56> »
If Dunkie plushies become a thing, then Loffy plushies have to follow, just so life imitates art . . .

Why wait;D
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« Reply #8 on: <02-05-17/1742:23> »
If Dunkie plushies become a thing, then Loffy plushies have to follow, just so life imitates art . . .

Why wait;D

Nice! I only thought of this because my main character has a Loffy plushie, but the speaker in it is worn out from age. So instead of "roaring" when she squeezes it, it makes a sound more like Bart of the Farting Hippo mixed with the anguished screams of the damned. Lofwyr knows she has it, and HATES it.

Much later on, she converts it into an adorable backpack for her son. The mental image of a little golden haired elf boy scampering about with a plush version of Loffy's head flopping around as he runs is never not funny.
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« Reply #9 on: <02-06-17/2033:48> »
Until Lof has enough cleared from his schedule that he can spend 2 minutes contemplating his displeasure, at which point, the block these folks live on becomes a smoking crater...

Who's laughing then (besides Lofwyr and I)?


Muahahaha!

Uh... ;p

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« Reply #10 on: <02-07-17/1845:06> »
Until Lof has enough cleared from his schedule that he can spend 2 minutes contemplating his displeasure, at which point, the block these folks live on becomes a smoking crater...

Who's laughing then (besides Lofwyr and I)?


Muahahaha!

Uh... ;p

If he can get to her kid, he can have at it.
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« Reply #11 on: <02-11-17/2230:20> »
NEVER assume that a Great Dragon who is the head of one of the ten biggest corporations in the world can't get to someone if he feels sufficiently motivated. The fact that the kid isn't already a tasty snack is not due to them being out of reach, but that getting to them is inconvenient enough that he'd have to make a big thing about doing it, or hire someone to do it. The moment it goes beyond 'minor annoyance' to something worth dropping nuyen on, though...

And FYI, saying, even in the shadows, that you can't be gotten is a good way to make people WANT to get you. Either the people you annoyed, or someone looking to get a solid from them.
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« Reply #12 on: <02-12-17/0137:17> »
Always remember; if you remove all plot armour and pit two beings against each other, the 40+ Strength super-dragon with a couple dozen points of Magic and all those other fun toys is prooobably going to win.  Just sayin'. 
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« Reply #13 on: <02-12-17/1820:21> »
NEVER assume that a Great Dragon who is the head of one of the ten biggest corporations in the world can't get to someone if he feels sufficiently motivated. The fact that the kid isn't already a tasty snack is not due to them being out of reach, but that getting to them is inconvenient enough that he'd have to make a big thing about doing it, or hire someone to do it. The moment it goes beyond 'minor annoyance' to something worth dropping nuyen on, though...

And FYI, saying, even in the shadows, that you can't be gotten is a good way to make people WANT to get you. Either the people you annoyed, or someone looking to get a solid from them.

Tam isn't that annoying...yet.  Only one of her kids has managed to become that annoying, and being eaten by a GD would have been a kinder fate than what he got. Poor chummer...
It is better to be crazy and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

"Nothing is wrong if no one can stop you."

Remember, you're only a genius when they need you. The rest of the time you're just an asshole.

Well, drek. Looks like Timmy fell into the Dissonance Well again.