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Rollerskates: How many uses can you come up with?

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SirDelta

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« on: <06-15-11/1351:28> »
Rollerskates.

Why are they in Arsenal?  It kind of bothers me. So I want you guys to help me out.
How many uses for these things can you think of?

MY best idea, Skate-By shootings.

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« Reply #1 on: <06-15-11/1423:48> »
How else are you going to get around town with a Troll and the only vehicle you have is a Korean-Made C-N Jackrabbit knockoff?
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James McMurray

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« Reply #2 on: <06-15-11/1426:44> »
Use them to roller skate around?

Leave them on the stairs so your dad (or an unsuspecting corporate security guard) can fall.

Use them, a pair of tight shorts, and a try to deliver hamburgers (or grenades). Bonus points if the one in the shorts is a Troll.

Strap them to a centaur and go win some drag races.
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« Reply #3 on: <06-15-11/1433:43> »

Death from above!

Snowcrash, people!

Yeah, that was a plank, but...similar concept.

Proximity to anything Snowcrash makes everything cool.

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« Reply #4 on: <06-15-11/1454:00> »
I asked one of the GMs that almost made a game if I could have REASON.
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« Reply #5 on: <06-15-11/1605:21> »
Troll with Raptor Legs and Rollerblades 70 M / Turn ,with Running Skill   est.4- 5 Successes = 86 -90 M / Turn

he can come with a Knife to a Gunfight  ;)

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« Reply #6 on: <06-15-11/1623:04> »
You can use it to get a negative modifier in your fasttalk target for destraction/annoyance  ;D

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« Reply #7 on: <06-15-11/1630:00> »
why anyone would chose rollerblades over skimmer discs is beyond me  . .
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« Reply #8 on: <06-15-11/1632:56> »
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« Reply #9 on: <06-15-11/1753:24> »
why anyone would chose rollerblades over skimmer discs is beyond me  . .
They're cheaper ?!?

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Stahlseele

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« Reply #10 on: <06-15-11/1801:42> »
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Everything available as an implant is available as normal gear . .
Everything else would be frigging stupid . .
why anyone would chose rollerblades over skimmer discs is beyond me  . .
They're cheaper ?!?

with another Dance on Rollerblades
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Point, cheaper, maybe . . but in my eyes, pretty much worthless too . .
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« Reply #11 on: <06-15-11/1807:25> »
What about a throwing adept? I'm betting a pair of skates to the head will hurt. :)
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« Reply #12 on: <06-15-11/2007:04> »
Is he throwing the wearer of the skates at people?



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« Reply #13 on: <06-15-11/2107:30> »
Hockey Playing practitioner of The Athlete's Way that isn't on the ice at the moment?
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« Reply #14 on: <06-16-11/0032:12> »
Havent you seen Dogma? Adepts on skates with sharpened metal hockey sticks. How about a whole gang of them? Call them the Icebreakers. or Penalties. Or Mighty Ducks. Flying V anyone?