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« Reply #30 on: <09-05-11/0355:57> »
Cheech and Chong as shadowrunners?

 :o

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« Reply #31 on: <09-05-11/1109:22> »
Cheech and Chong as shadowrunners?

 :o
Why not?
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« Reply #32 on: <09-05-11/1252:49> »
Soy Sloppies!TM

Just don't ask for seconds!
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« Reply #33 on: <09-05-11/1358:45> »
Cheech and Chong as shadowrunners?

 :o
Why not?

Throw in the Ork Elvis Street Sam and you got a deal.
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« Reply #34 on: <09-05-11/1519:18> »
Ork Elvis is the Face and Physical Adept with Martial Arts and lots of firearms.  Buddy is the Six-String Street Samurai.  :P
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« Reply #35 on: <09-05-11/1926:52> »
jerry lee lewis as the driver? or james dean?
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« Reply #36 on: <09-05-11/1939:19> »
H.B. Halicki drives.
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  • just say no to rotary assault cannons and bubba.
« Reply #37 on: <09-05-11/2058:21> »
and what position (if i dare ask) would johnny cash have?
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« Reply #38 on: <09-05-11/2122:42> »
and what position (if i dare ask) would johnny cash have?

He's the Man in (the) Black (hat). Hacker, obvs. :)
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« Reply #39 on: <09-05-11/2205:13> »
and what position (if i dare ask) would johnny cash have?
Mechanic, CQB, or Shootist.

But, got to say, the man knows pain.

EDIT:  Stolen from HentaiZonga:  "Johnny Cash is a Night One technomancer."  Obviously with black fur.
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« Reply #40 on: <09-06-11/0013:02> »
Ork Elvis is the Face and Physical Adept with Martial Arts and lots of firearms.  Buddy is the Six-String Street Samurai.  :P

Given his love of guns, more like a weapons specialist and only if he carries a ".44"

 ;)

Dude, this is turning into one of the most messed up Runner teams of all time! I LOVE IT!!
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« Reply #41 on: <09-06-11/0014:03> »
I saved the best for last...

Their fixer?

Hunter S. Thompson.
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« Reply #42 on: <09-06-11/1138:59> »
Ork Elvis is the Face and Physical Adept with Martial Arts and lots of firearms.  Buddy is the Six-String Street Samurai.  :P

In the first shadowrun campaign I ever played back in the early 90's, we had an NPC street shaman who was older fat Elvis - complete with white sequined outfit and cape.  He was a rat shaman initiate iirc. He used to have eating contests with my Troll Street Samurai (who wasn't nearly tweaked enough from the template in the old Street Samurai Catalog).  Chinese Buffets trembled in fear when we showed up.

We ending up going through Harlequin, and at the very end, the rat bastard turned on us, and shot my Troll in the nutz while invisible so he could steal my truck to get away from the party.

I'd have had to buy vat grown nads if we'd kept the campaign going, but the GM moved out of town. :(

But for me, Elvis is always going to be the rat shaman sneaky git in food-stained white sequins.

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« Reply #43 on: <09-06-11/1521:28> »
What, no Man Named Sue?  :D

On a related note, I once played a Changeling (Purple Skin) Cyclops Ghoul who was a Sorcery Aspected Magician with the levitate spell. He also played the Saxophone. *waits to see if anyone gets it*
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Which I think is sort of like arguing that a partial erection should get all the benefits of an erection.

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« Reply #44 on: <09-06-11/1629:31> »
Nope no idea. ^

I am speechless for most of this topic....

My best guess is a Purple People Eater. <.<
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